Hampster, Gerbil it's all the same to me:
Giant Flaming Gerbil Shooter
Does this sound familiar?
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in.""
he explained. ""As usual, Richard shouted out ""Armageddon"", my cue that he'd
had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I
peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
I'm sure this is familiar too many, if not, get Email, cause there's a whole
world out there you need to experience.
Anyway... Only at BM 2000 ""The Giant Flaming Gerbil Shooter"". See it live!
Nuff said.
http://www.tsgallery.com/gerbilshooter.html
--- Alex Reynolds <reynolda@sas.upenn.edu> wrote:
quoted 33 lines My hampster needs donations of cash, records, turntables, MP3s and
> My hampster needs donations of cash, records, turntables, MP3s and
> snowmobiles to make his existence complete. A single donation of a
> box of Hartz food pellets or a fresh bedding of cedar wood chips
> would work.
>
> We tried asking people via Napster's chat feature but we keep getting
> kicked off everytime.
>
> I think hampsters only get a couple years to live, and I bought mine
> from a one-eyed, peg-legged pet store owner named Olaf who would only
> take cash. Little Freddie is probably on his way to Hammy Heaven as
> we speak, so don't delay!
>
> Please make a generous donation to the Little Freddie (the Hampster)
> Foundation:
>
> Little Freddie (the Hampster) Foundation
> PO Box 31576
> Flin Flon, Manitoba R8A 1C1
> Canada
>
> The Little Freddie Foundation is a 501(c)(3) organization and all
> donations are tax-deductible.
>
> Note: We do not accept donations of your naughty Windowlicker
> calendars. Thanks for your understanding!
>
> "Heat exhaustion is the number one cause of hampster deaths in America..."
>
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