My hampster needs donations of cash, records, turntables, MP3s and
snowmobiles to make his existence complete. A single donation of a
box of Hartz food pellets or a fresh bedding of cedar wood chips
would work.
We tried asking people via Napster's chat feature but we keep getting
kicked off everytime.
I think hampsters only get a couple years to live, and I bought mine
from a one-eyed, peg-legged pet store owner named Olaf who would only
take cash. Little Freddie is probably on his way to Hammy Heaven as
we speak, so don't delay!
Please make a generous donation to the Little Freddie (the Hampster)
Foundation:
Little Freddie (the Hampster) Foundation
PO Box 31576
Flin Flon, Manitoba R8A 1C1
Canada
The Little Freddie Foundation is a 501(c)(3) organization and all
donations are tax-deductible.
Note: We do not accept donations of your naughty Windowlicker
calendars. Thanks for your understanding!
"Heat exhaustion is the number one cause of hampster deaths in America..."
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