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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG?S DIARY Day number 180: 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 181: 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 1:30pm - oooooo. bath. bummer. 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT?S DIARY DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working according to plan. DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck in my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... _______________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! http://vote.yahoo.com --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org

i just lost a couple of brain cells by skimming through this, trying to find anything that had to do with idm, or anything even remotely interesting. i could've killed those brain cells in a much more useful way, like smoking rock. thanks for wasting my life. brandon --- Pet Diaries <petdiaries@yahoo.com> wrote:

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> > EXCERPTS FROM A DOG?S DIARY > > Day number 180: > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > Day number 181: > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > 1:30pm - oooooo. bath. bummer. > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT?S DIARY > > DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with > bizarre > little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on > fresh > meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only > thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and > the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the > occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat > another houseplant. > > DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by > weaving around their feet while they were walking > almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the > stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these > vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to > vomit > on their favorite chair... must try this on their > bed. > > DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the > headless body in an attempt to make them aware of > what > I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into > their > hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what > a > good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working > according > to plan. > > DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they > are. > For no good reason I was chosen for the water > torture. This time, however, it included a burning > foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds > could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is > the piece of thumb still stuck in my teeth. > > DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their > accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout > the > event. However, I could hear the noise and smell > the > foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More > importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due > to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is > and how to use it to my advantage. > > DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are > flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely > released and seems more than happy to return. He is > obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, > has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them > regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. > Due to his current placement in the metal room, his > safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a > matter of time... > > > > > _______________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! > http://vote.yahoo.com > >

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i love reading. i don't love reading useless drivel sent to a mailing list for a particular type of music when said drivel has absolutely no relation any music whatsoever. and i enjoy listening to euroIDM megahits vol. 24 when i'm getting ready to go clubbing. i find it gives me the energy necessary for a hard night of dancing (intelligently). brandon --- Katrin Richter <katrin@raveline.de> wrote:

quoted 161 lines I liked it.

> I liked it. > > To compare reading with smoking crack is like > likening IDM with Eurodance. > > > > > > -----Urspr?ngliche Nachricht----- > Von: Brandon Invergo [mailto:kwikyslush@yahoo.com] > Gesendet: Donnerstag, 21. Oktober 2004 16:15 > An: idm@hyperreal.org > Betreff: Re: [idm] hey, pet diaries!!! > > i just lost a couple of brain cells by skimming > through this, trying to find anything that had to do > with idm, or anything even remotely interesting. i > could've killed those brain cells in a much more > useful way, like smoking rock. thanks for wasting my > life. > > brandon > > > --- Pet Diaries <petdiaries@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > > > EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY > > > > Day number 180: > > > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > > > Day number 181: > > > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 1:30pm - oooooo. bath. bummer. > > > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > > > > > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY > > > > DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with > > bizarre > > little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on > > fresh > > meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The > only > > thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, > and > > the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the > > occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat > > another houseplant. > > > > DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by > > weaving around their feet while they were walking > > almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the > > stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse > these > > vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to > > vomit > > on their favorite chair... must try this on their > > bed. > > > > DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the > > headless body in an attempt to make them aware of > > what > > I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into > > their > > hearts. They only cooed and condescended about > what > > a > > good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working > > according > > to plan. > > > > DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they > > are. > > For no good reason I was chosen for the water > > torture. This time, however, it included a > burning > > foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds > > could invent such a liquid. My only consolation > is > > the piece of thumb still stuck in my teeth. > > > > DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of > their > > accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout > > the > > event. However, I could hear the noise and smell > > the > > foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". > More > > importantly, I overheard that my confinement was > due > > to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this > is > > and how to use it to my advantage. > > > > DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are > > flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely > > released and seems more than happy to return. He > is > > obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other > hand, > > has got to be an informant, and he speaks with > them > > regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. > > Due to his current placement in the metal room, > his > > safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a > > matter of time... > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________ > > Do you Yahoo!? > > Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! > > http://vote.yahoo.com > > > > >

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From: "Brandon Invergo"

quoted 8 lines i just lost a couple of brain cells by skimming

> i just lost a couple of brain cells by skimming > through this, trying to find anything that had to do > with idm, or anything even remotely interesting. i > could've killed those brain cells in a much more > useful way, like smoking rock. thanks for wasting my > life. > > brandon

It's a troll. Between that and the FAX loop, we're in luck of late!!!! seek --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org