i just lost a couple of brain cells by skimming
through this, trying to find anything that had to do
with idm, or anything even remotely interesting. i
could've killed those brain cells in a much more
useful way, like smoking rock. thanks for wasting my
life.
brandon
--- Pet Diaries <petdiaries@yahoo.com> wrote:
quoted 119 lines EXCERPTS FROM A DOG?S DIARY
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A DOG?S DIARY
>
> Day number 180:
>
> 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
> Day number 181:
>
> 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 1:30pm - oooooo. bath. bummer.
>
> 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
>
> 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
>
>
> EXCERPTS FROM A CAT?S DIARY
>
> DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with
> bizarre
> little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on
> fresh
> meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
> thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
> the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
> occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
> another houseplant.
>
> DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by
> weaving around their feet while they were walking
> almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
> stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
> vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to
> vomit
> on their favorite chair... must try this on their
> bed.
>
> DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
> headless body in an attempt to make them aware of
> what
> I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
> their
> hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what
> a
> good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working
> according
> to plan.
>
> DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they
> are.
> For no good reason I was chosen for the water
> torture. This time, however, it included a burning
> foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds
> could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is
> the piece of thumb still stuck in my teeth.
>
> DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
> accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout
> the
> event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
> the
> foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More
> importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due
> to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is
> and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are
> flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
> released and seems more than happy to return. He is
> obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand,
> has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them
> regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
> Due to his current placement in the metal room, his
> safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a
> matter of time...
>
>
>
>
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