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Brandon Invergo
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Thu, 21 Oct 2004 07:14:57 -0700 (PDT)
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Re: [idm] hey, pet diaries!!!
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i just lost a couple of brain cells by skimming through this, trying to find anything that had to do with idm, or anything even remotely interesting. i could've killed those brain cells in a much more useful way, like smoking rock. thanks for wasting my life. brandon --- Pet Diaries <petdiaries@yahoo.com> wrote:
quoted 119 lines EXCERPTS FROM A DOG?S DIARY> > EXCERPTS FROM A DOG?S DIARY > > Day number 180: > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > Day number 181: > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > 1:30pm - oooooo. bath. bummer. > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT?S DIARY > > DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with > bizarre > little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on > fresh > meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only > thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and > the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the > occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat > another houseplant. > > DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by > weaving around their feet while they were walking > almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the > stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these > vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to > vomit > on their favorite chair... must try this on their > bed. > > DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the > headless body in an attempt to make them aware of > what > I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into > their > hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what > a > good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working > according > to plan. > > DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they > are. > For no good reason I was chosen for the water > torture. This time, however, it included a burning > foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds > could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is > the piece of thumb still stuck in my teeth. > > DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their > accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout > the > event. However, I could hear the noise and smell > the > foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More > importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due > to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is > and how to use it to my advantage. > > DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are > flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely > released and seems more than happy to return. He is > obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, > has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them > regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. > Due to his current placement in the metal room, his > safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a > matter of time... > > > > > _______________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! > http://vote.yahoo.com > >
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