Use this handy template:
quoted 26 lines man, [previously used phrase describing artist A] my ass!> > man, [previously used phrase describing artist A] my ass!
> >
> > this [expletive] sucks. i just heard "[release X]", and just like
> > [artist B]'s "[latest work]" this stuff is straight potty. right down to
> > the crappy artwork. yeh, let's have another flash-inspired
> > simplistic, meaningless, omniscient sense of self-worth indicating
> > graphic design piece for a shitloaded digipack. i need another one.
> > to put on my collectible/fragile part of the cd shelf. which is now
> > buckling under the weight of this incredibly dense field of dsp krap
> > that goes just absolutely nowhere. ahem, [melodies/beats/emotion], please?
> >
> > sounds like a [quantity of substance artist known to use] being [verb +
> a reference to a geographically created "scene"],
> > hunh? all i hear is how those guys are so cool, and nice, and how
> > they [verb + artist C]... and don't even let me get started on
> > [artist C]. the day they left their
> > [style from which said artist has now progressed] style on [1st album]
> was a sad day
> > indeed. "[release X]" should have been called that because [insert pun
> or phrase incorporating release X's title and how it relates to the
> content sucking]. it's about
> > as boring as it gets.
> >
> > c'mon, lets hear some more of that '[old shit that is a copy of
> something older]' [hip term for artist A to show that critic still
> respects them]!
Now its your turn to fill in the blanks and let me know that you don't like
something. Because everyone's fucking dying to know what you don't like...
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jA!
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