PARENTAL ACTION ALERT
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PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN
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TARGET: BOARD OF CANADA
Dear readers,
Thanks to the diligent efforts of renowned European researcher
Dr. P. Cevallos, a new threat to our children's lives and futures has been
unearthed. The purpose of this letter is to educate parents around the
world so they can take action against this menace, before it does more
harm!
Perhaps you have heard the sounds of popular musical rock group
"BOARD OF CANADA" coming from your child's bedroom? Well you better take a
closer listen (and look!).. because this music is the music of PEDOPHILES!
Pick up a copy of their latest CD, "MUSIC HAS THE RIGHT TO CHILDREN", and
the evidence is clear:
* The title itself: Music (ie, the musicians) have the right to children.
YOUR children! Who knows where they will strike next to get at your
precious youngsters?
* The cover depicts a group of FACELESS children. As any art historian
will tell you, whenever children or women are depicted without faces, it
is a clear indication of sexual desire and objectification on the part
of the artist, reducing the subject to a mere "body without a face", in
other words, a receptacle for sexual outlet only.
It's also quite possible that the children on the cover are recent
victims of their sick desires, placed unidentifiably on the cover as
"trophies" to show other pedophiles. On the internet, pedophiles
regularly place hidden "marks" or "counters" on their pages to indicate
how many children they've preyed on.
Ask yourself this: if they're not pedophiles, why didn't they show the
children's faces?
* The CD is a light blue color, a color usual associated with YOUNG BOYS!!
* The titles, which include red flags like "TELESCOPIC WORKSHOP",
"SIXTYNINE", "DO THE WHIRL", "PETE STANDING ALONE", all explicit
references to the disgusting acts they wish to perform. We can only pray
to God that young Pete was returned safely to his parents and not cut
into pieces and buried out behind the big barn.
* The music itself is hypnotizing and bizarre, perfect for lulling young
children into a trance-like state. In some songs, the sounds of children
speaking and laughing can be heard. In one song in particular
("AQUARIUM", what pedophile wouldn't like to keep children in their
homes as some people keep fish?), the word "orange" is repeated and
followed by the laughter of children. How many times has your precious
child been offered an orange or other treat in return for some "special
photographs"? This song is nothing but an instruction manual for child
abusers!
The last song on the CD has a haunting voice talking about
constitutional rights and obscenity. Only perverts and smut-peddlers
need to hide behind this kind of drivel, so don't fall for it! No one
has the constitutional right to offend another person, especially not
CHILD MOLESTERS!
The most horrible discovery we made was the song "ROYGBIV" (the Danish
for "child"). Using sophisticated audio analyis software, we were able
to detect PENIS-SHAPED sound-waves coming from stereo!! These horrible
phallic waves of audio energy are directed right at the level necessary
to probe and fondle innocent young bodies.
* Other Board of Canada album titles are equally frightening: "IN A VAN
OUT IN THE COUNTRY", "PEEL SESSIONS" (a nickname often used by
pedophiles for the nude sessions they hold with young children).
If you're not convinced, just take a look at more evidence:
* Board of Canada are from the UK, a hotbed of pedophilic activity
(recently a group of doctors was arrested when it became known that they
regularly touched children while supposedly treating them for disease!)
* Most pedophiles own CD players and can easily get access to Board of
Canada material.
* There could be other negative effects too: fully 50% of children who
listened to Board of Canada score BELOW the median level in school.
* On an internet bulletin board called IDM (we're not sure what that
stands for), pedophiles often gather to discuss techniques of luring
children with music. For example here are two actual submissions to this
bulletin board (warning they may SHOCK you!!)
#1
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Date: Sat, 4 Aug 2001 19:33:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: Chispas De Muerte <xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [idm] Are Boards of Canada pedophiles?
You know I think a lot of BOC's formula for making those
sounds sort of triggers this " I feel like going for,
a kid around five or so,
milk that shit for all its worth.
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#2
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Date: Sat, 4 Aug 2001 12:33:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: The soul that creates <xxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [idm] Are Boards of Canada pedophiles? READ!
Are you kidding!?
Boards of Canada (especially M.H.T.R.T.C.) to me seems
to be good time music...
encourage the listener to
captured,
CHILDREN!! HINT HINT....there is a message here...it
says loud and clear,
CHILDREN!!!!
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So if you're a parent and you care about your children like all parents do,
TAKE ACTION!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY all Board of Canada CDs and records, and
install filtering software on your PC so your children can't download
so-called illegal "MP-3" files! They may contain viruses that send your
address and phone number to pedophiles and other predators!
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DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
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