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2001-06-18 00:26nobo jackson"there really are quicker ways to either (1) impress people, (2) kill yourself, (3) give y

From:: nobo jackson <iamnobojackson@hotmail.com>
To:: <idm@hyperreal.org>
Date:: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 00:26:25 -0000
Subject:: [idm] [IDM] OT: www.mypoorlungs.com

"there really are quicker ways to either (1) impress people, (2) kill yourself, (3) give yourself nasty breath, (4) make your teeth look nasty, or (4) make your clothes stink like shit." i remember you from somewhere... Didn't you rent a truck and start lugging body bags around with you to dump at big tobacco's corporate offices? What you filled these bags with, I just didn't know. But it could've been a real cigarette victims, right? Right?!?! You definitely made sure to record your actions with cool camera effects and angles. Oh!, and one time, you turned around the camera that you were filming the tobacco execs with and you started talking into it about how they wouldn't tell *us* the truth about tobacco. You were filming and being filmed at the same time!! That was sooooooo neat! I totally didn't see that one coming (and neither did the bad guys in the suits!) You also co-opted hiphophappenin' street slang and acted super mega wacky by utilizing quick, angular body movements and the occasional jump, leap, or dash. That was awesome! because it allowed me, the youth of today, to identify with you and indirectly distance myself from the big evil tobacco execs. Your ravetacular clothing also helped in this respect. Especially the pacifier. Finally , because this just wasn't baddd enough, I think you went into a book store and picked up a stack of magazines and feverishly leafed through them looking for cigarette advertisements. Upon finding one, you tore out the ad. With your teeth. And if you felt a little crazy, maybe you yelled "You can hate me now, Big tobacco! You can hate me now!". I was really worried for a bit because I was like, "Wait! that's not your magazine! Isn't that like stealing?" But then you said you "practiced safe tearing" by paying for the magazine first. Hey! I heard "truth is doing a zine: an actual paper-you-can-hold-in-your-hand zine." Well, at least that's what your website says. Cool! keep up the good work. and by good, of course, i mean "totally Xtreeme". love, 01234456789 www.truth.org is interesting (and related to the preceding by nothing but the word truth). _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org

2001-06-18 02:12Todd Swisswell, i really enjoyed nice sarcastic commentary...but i really dont see the validity in w

From:: Todd Swiss <plastiqmusiq@prodigy.net>
To:: <idm@hyperreal.org>
Date:: Sun, 17 Jun 2001 21:12:38 -0500
Subject:: Re: [idm] [IDM] OT: www.mypoorlungs.com

well, i really enjoyed nice sarcastic commentary...but i really dont see the validity in whatever arguement you have presented. i am under the impression that you are the type of person who says deal with it and quit your whining. I myself am like this sometimes...but not when it comes to life and death issues. you seem a bit ignorant to the fact that there are people who enjoy going to concerts who may be likely to get cancer, maybe. are you saying that they dont deserve to see their favorite idm character in concert. wells was not saying that you cant smoke at concerts, but was merely stating that smoking 20 cigarettes may not be the best environment for anyone. and looking at it from a reasonable perspective...there are better ways of killing yourself...unless, of course, you enjoy dying slowly and trying your best to take your family and persons close to you down with you as well. good riddance todd ----- Original Message ----- From: nobo jackson <iamnobojackson@hotmail.com> To: <idm@hyperreal.org> Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2001 7:26 PM Subject: [idm] [IDM] OT: www.mypoorlungs.com

quoted 2 lines "there really are quicker ways to either (1) impress people, (2) kill

> "there really are quicker ways to either (1) impress people, (2) kill > yourself, (3) give yourself nasty breath, (4) make your teeth look nasty,

quoted 5 lines (4) make your clothes stink like shit."

> (4) make your clothes stink like shit." > > i remember you from somewhere... > > Didn't you rent a truck and start lugging body bags around with you to

dump

quoted 1 line at big tobacco's corporate offices? What you filled these bags with, I

> at big tobacco's corporate offices? What you filled these bags with, I

just

quoted 2 lines didn't know. But it could've been a real cigarette victims, right?

> didn't know. But it could've been a real cigarette victims, right? > Right?!?! You definitely made sure to record your actions with cool

camera

quoted 5 lines effects and angles.

> effects and angles. > > Oh!, and one time, you turned around the camera that you were filming the > tobacco execs with and you started talking into it about how they wouldn't > tell *us* the truth about tobacco. You were filming and being filmed at

the

quoted 4 lines same time!! That was sooooooo neat! I totally didn't see that one coming

> same time!! That was sooooooo neat! I totally didn't see that one coming > (and neither did the bad guys in the suits!) > > You also co-opted hiphophappenin' street slang and acted super mega wacky

quoted 9 lines utilizing quick, angular body movements and the occasional jump, leap, or

> utilizing quick, angular body movements and the occasional jump, leap, or > dash. That was awesome! because it allowed me, the youth of today, to > identify with you and indirectly distance myself from the big evil tobacco > execs. Your ravetacular clothing also helped in this respect. > > Especially the pacifier. > > Finally , because this just wasn't baddd enough, I think you went into a > book store and picked up a stack of magazines and feverishly leafed

through

quoted 4 lines them looking for cigarette advertisements. Upon finding one, you tore out

> them looking for cigarette advertisements. Upon finding one, you tore out > the ad. With your teeth. And if you felt a little crazy, maybe you yelled > "You can hate me now, Big tobacco! You can hate me now!". I was really > worried for a bit because I was like, "Wait! that's not your magazine!

Isn't

quoted 24 lines that like stealing?" But then you said you "practiced safe tearing" by

> that like stealing?" But then you said you "practiced safe tearing" by > paying for the magazine first. > > Hey! I heard "truth is doing a zine: an actual > paper-you-can-hold-in-your-hand zine." Well, at least that's what your > website says. Cool! > > keep up the good work. and by good, of course, i mean "totally Xtreeme". > > love, > 01234456789 > > www.truth.org is interesting (and related to the preceding by nothing but > the word truth). > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org > For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org >

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2001-06-18 08:27Andrew Hime>that they dont deserve to see their favorite idm character in concert. wells >was not say

From:: Andrew Hime <hime1@gte.net>
To:: Inebriated Dancing Monkeys <idm@hyperreal.org>
Date:: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 03:27:41 -0500
Subject:: Re: [idm] [IDM] OT: www.mypoorlungs.com

quoted 1 line that they dont deserve to see their favorite idm character in concert.

>that they dont deserve to see their favorite idm character in concert.

wells

quoted 2 lines was not saying that you cant smoke at concerts, but was merely stating that

>was not saying that you cant smoke at concerts, but was merely stating that >smoking 20 cigarettes may not be the best environment for anyone. and

Actually, the world famous Andrew Hime made that request.

quoted 2 lines looking at it from a reasonable perspective...there are better ways of

>looking at it from a reasonable perspective...there are better ways of >killing yourself...unless, of course, you enjoy dying slowly and trying

your

quoted 1 line best to take your family and persons close to you down with you as well.

>best to take your family and persons close to you down with you as well.

Hey, if it's good enough for Vonnegut... Smoke if ya want to. Just don't feel compelled to chain smoke at a venue. You don't at home. Don't there just because. Maybe go without until you really have that nic fit and then have one. Just think about it for a bit. --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org

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