"there really are quicker ways to either (1) impress people, (2) kill
yourself, (3) give yourself nasty breath, (4) make your teeth look nasty, or
(4) make your clothes stink like shit."
i remember you from somewhere...
Didn't you rent a truck and start lugging body bags around with you to dump
at big tobacco's corporate offices? What you filled these bags with, I just
didn't know. But it could've been a real cigarette victims, right?
Right?!?! You definitely made sure to record your actions with cool camera
effects and angles.
Oh!, and one time, you turned around the camera that you were filming the
tobacco execs with and you started talking into it about how they wouldn't
tell *us* the truth about tobacco. You were filming and being filmed at the
same time!! That was sooooooo neat! I totally didn't see that one coming
(and neither did the bad guys in the suits!)
You also co-opted hiphophappenin' street slang and acted super mega wacky by
utilizing quick, angular body movements and the occasional jump, leap, or
dash. That was awesome! because it allowed me, the youth of today, to
identify with you and indirectly distance myself from the big evil tobacco
execs. Your ravetacular clothing also helped in this respect.
Especially the pacifier.
Finally , because this just wasn't baddd enough, I think you went into a
book store and picked up a stack of magazines and feverishly leafed through
them looking for cigarette advertisements. Upon finding one, you tore out
the ad. With your teeth. And if you felt a little crazy, maybe you yelled
"You can hate me now, Big tobacco! You can hate me now!". I was really
worried for a bit because I was like, "Wait! that's not your magazine! Isn't
that like stealing?" But then you said you "practiced safe tearing" by
paying for the magazine first.
Hey! I heard "truth is doing a zine: an actual
paper-you-can-hold-in-your-hand zine." Well, at least that's what your
website says. Cool!
keep up the good work. and by good, of course, i mean "totally Xtreeme".
love,
01234456789
www.truth.org is interesting (and related to the preceding by nothing but
the word truth).
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