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From:
Shawn Hatfield
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Date:
Tue, 06 Feb 2001 11:36:28 -0800
Subject:
Re: [idm] give 'til it hurts
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it's people like you that make me want to buy a handgun. do us all a favor... make a noose and use it today. your just another daily reminder of why humans suck ass. Twerk
quoted 83 lines ----- Original Message ----->----- Original Message ----- >From: Alex Reynolds <reynolda@simp.upenn.edu> >To: <idm@hyperreal.org> >Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2001 9:08 AM >Subject: [idm] give 'til it hurts > > > > > Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2001 14:29:36 +1100 > > > From: Peter Hollo <raven@fourplay.com.au> > > > Subject: Re: with your kind generosity > > > > > > Dear Mr Reynolda, > > > I have in my possession a complete set of IDM-list "Reuterz" articles. > > > On the black market, these pieces of "journalism" could fetch as much >as > > > $0.02 (2 cents). > > > > > > However, I am so moved that I am willing to send them > > > to your hampster Little Freddie. > > > > > > Does he have an email address? I searched on the World Wide Web but >the > > > only hits were for some music-pirating software... I hope Freddie >isn't > > > involved in illegal activities of any sort? > > > > > > Yours in gullible sympathy, > > > Peter Hollo. > > > > Dear Mr Hollo, > > > > Thank you for your outpouring of gullibility -- I mean, generosity. > > > > We must sadly decline your offer of the Reuterz articles, as Little > > Frederick has bit the dust in a tragic, but entirely exciting end > > following the use of a microwave oven as a sauna. > > > > Those damned things -- they tell you in big, bold letters not to > > stick your head in one, but where are the government labels to warn > > about the hampsters? > > > > Though our management feels very strongly that the Reuterz pieces > > would fetch a much, much higher price than what you quote, we are so > > stricken with grief over the loss of our furry Canadian friend that > > we are taking the Little Freddie Foundation bank account on a > > permanent vacation in the Caribbean. > > > > We will be busy spending the next few months evading the authorities > > and PETA, all while working feverishly on our tans. Thus we will not > > be able to accept your generous offer. > > > > However, we are looking into the purchase of a yak farm in Mongolia > > and establishing a new, non-profit foundation for the poor, poor > > creatures. > > > > If you know anything about the lifespan of a yak, you know that those > > miserable, foul-smelling beasts will definitely be looking forward to > > your donations of rare Aphex and other IDM-related MP3s. > > > > Our fundraiding -- ahem, fundraising team will be in touch. > > > > In the meantime, please enjoy these complimentary brunch certificates > > from the Flin Flon, Manitoba-area Olive Garden restaurant. The > > waiters and dishwashers await your visit with the most eager of > > spirits and stalest of breadsticks. > > > > Warmest Regards, > > > > Alex Reynolda > > Project Lead, Exploitation Division > > The Little Freddie Foundation > > Manitoba, Canada > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org > > For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org > > > > > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- >To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org >For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org
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