it's people like you that make me want to buy a handgun.
do us all a favor... make a noose and use it today. your just
another daily reminder of why humans suck ass.
Twerk
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>From: Alex Reynolds <reynolda@simp.upenn.edu>
>To: <idm@hyperreal.org>
>Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2001 9:08 AM
>Subject: [idm] give 'til it hurts
>
>
> > > Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2001 14:29:36 +1100
> > > From: Peter Hollo <raven@fourplay.com.au>
> > > Subject: Re: with your kind generosity
> > >
> > > Dear Mr Reynolda,
> > > I have in my possession a complete set of IDM-list "Reuterz" articles.
> > > On the black market, these pieces of "journalism" could fetch as much
>as
> > > $0.02 (2 cents).
> > >
> > > However, I am so moved that I am willing to send them
> > > to your hampster Little Freddie.
> > >
> > > Does he have an email address? I searched on the World Wide Web but
>the
> > > only hits were for some music-pirating software... I hope Freddie
>isn't
> > > involved in illegal activities of any sort?
> > >
> > > Yours in gullible sympathy,
> > > Peter Hollo.
> >
> > Dear Mr Hollo,
> >
> > Thank you for your outpouring of gullibility -- I mean, generosity.
> >
> > We must sadly decline your offer of the Reuterz articles, as Little
> > Frederick has bit the dust in a tragic, but entirely exciting end
> > following the use of a microwave oven as a sauna.
> >
> > Those damned things -- they tell you in big, bold letters not to
> > stick your head in one, but where are the government labels to warn
> > about the hampsters?
> >
> > Though our management feels very strongly that the Reuterz pieces
> > would fetch a much, much higher price than what you quote, we are so
> > stricken with grief over the loss of our furry Canadian friend that
> > we are taking the Little Freddie Foundation bank account on a
> > permanent vacation in the Caribbean.
> >
> > We will be busy spending the next few months evading the authorities
> > and PETA, all while working feverishly on our tans. Thus we will not
> > be able to accept your generous offer.
> >
> > However, we are looking into the purchase of a yak farm in Mongolia
> > and establishing a new, non-profit foundation for the poor, poor
> > creatures.
> >
> > If you know anything about the lifespan of a yak, you know that those
> > miserable, foul-smelling beasts will definitely be looking forward to
> > your donations of rare Aphex and other IDM-related MP3s.
> >
> > Our fundraiding -- ahem, fundraising team will be in touch.
> >
> > In the meantime, please enjoy these complimentary brunch certificates
> > from the Flin Flon, Manitoba-area Olive Garden restaurant. The
> > waiters and dishwashers await your visit with the most eager of
> > spirits and stalest of breadsticks.
> >
> > Warmest Regards,
> >
> > Alex Reynolda
> > Project Lead, Exploitation Division
> > The Little Freddie Foundation
> > Manitoba, Canada
> >
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