Stop with this idiotic shite, seriously.
this is the kinda shit that makes my
posts look good.
you guys suck.
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----- Original Message -----
From: Alex Reynolds <reynolda@simp.upenn.edu>
To: <idm@hyperreal.org>
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2001 9:08 AM
Subject: [idm] give 'til it hurts
quoted 7 lines Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2001 14:29:36 +1100> > Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2001 14:29:36 +1100
> > From: Peter Hollo <raven@fourplay.com.au>
> > Subject: Re: with your kind generosity
> >
> > Dear Mr Reynolda,
> > I have in my possession a complete set of IDM-list "Reuterz" articles.
> > On the black market, these pieces of "journalism" could fetch as much
as
quoted 6 lines $0.02 (2 cents).> > $0.02 (2 cents).
> >
> > However, I am so moved that I am willing to send them
> > to your hampster Little Freddie.
> >
> > Does he have an email address? I searched on the World Wide Web but
the
quoted 1 line only hits were for some music-pirating software... I hope Freddie> > only hits were for some music-pirating software... I hope Freddie
isn't
quoted 54 lines involved in illegal activities of any sort?> > involved in illegal activities of any sort?
> >
> > Yours in gullible sympathy,
> > Peter Hollo.
>
> Dear Mr Hollo,
>
> Thank you for your outpouring of gullibility -- I mean, generosity.
>
> We must sadly decline your offer of the Reuterz articles, as Little
> Frederick has bit the dust in a tragic, but entirely exciting end
> following the use of a microwave oven as a sauna.
>
> Those damned things -- they tell you in big, bold letters not to
> stick your head in one, but where are the government labels to warn
> about the hampsters?
>
> Though our management feels very strongly that the Reuterz pieces
> would fetch a much, much higher price than what you quote, we are so
> stricken with grief over the loss of our furry Canadian friend that
> we are taking the Little Freddie Foundation bank account on a
> permanent vacation in the Caribbean.
>
> We will be busy spending the next few months evading the authorities
> and PETA, all while working feverishly on our tans. Thus we will not
> be able to accept your generous offer.
>
> However, we are looking into the purchase of a yak farm in Mongolia
> and establishing a new, non-profit foundation for the poor, poor
> creatures.
>
> If you know anything about the lifespan of a yak, you know that those
> miserable, foul-smelling beasts will definitely be looking forward to
> your donations of rare Aphex and other IDM-related MP3s.
>
> Our fundraiding -- ahem, fundraising team will be in touch.
>
> In the meantime, please enjoy these complimentary brunch certificates
> from the Flin Flon, Manitoba-area Olive Garden restaurant. The
> waiters and dishwashers await your visit with the most eager of
> spirits and stalest of breadsticks.
>
> Warmest Regards,
>
> Alex Reynolda
> Project Lead, Exploitation Division
> The Little Freddie Foundation
> Manitoba, Canada
>
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