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From:
Alex Reynolds
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Date:
Fri, 16 Jun 2000 09:10:22 -0400
Subject:
[idm] a modest proposal
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At 10:37 AM +0000 6/16/00, Adam Piontek wrote:
quoted 3 lines sort of like when you're stranded on an island somewhere, and you>sort of like when you're stranded on an island somewhere, and you >agree to die for the good of the group so that the others might >survive longer by eating you.
oh, the headlines are boiling over... DERANGED IDM LISTERS-TURNED-CASTAWAYS PRACTICE CANNABALISM AS CONSENSUAL LINGUISTIC EXPERIMENT "Gotta support the team," says Piontek, offering both legs and his left arm to the group. "I'm sorry, that really should be, 'I must support the team'". FREE-RANGE IDM CHICKENHEADS FOUND CONTAMINATED WITH DXM AND CHOLESTEROL Is it time for vegetarianism? "Let's not get all carried away," says Alex Reynolds, wiping blood from his mouth. "I mean, have you tried any of the fresh Gonzi yet?" MARTHA STEWART'S CONTROVERSIAL BEST-SELLER BANNED IN HACKENSACK, NEW JERSEY Stewart promises to bring fight for "The Joy of Cooking IDM Geeks" to NJ Supreme Court. "Two parts Ikerd with a dash of Hackett will always make a lovely starter broth, regardless of what those troglodytes in New Jersey will tell you." -a. --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org