Thanks to whoever it was at Fat Wreck Cords for all of that. I checked out their web site, it looks like whoever was in charge of the site development got some out-of-work comic-book artist and told them to draw something to impress teenage boys. It's complete with "<command> or something" real classy Beavis-and-Butthead style humor and played-out nonchalance, like, "oh, let's pretend like we're not making a site, let's just play it cool." The whole thing has the feel of the special "funny" issue the gimps at my high school newspaper put out every year. So congrats to all at Fat Wreck Cords for a job well done, if not for the crap I got than for the crap others get at their site. Next time I go stuff some punk-list members' mailboxes full of worthless, repetitive crap, it will be with mp3s of their own beloved music.
Good day.
--Geoff