hehe...anyone know the inxs list address?
tom w
np: hey, looky here: inxs - shabooh shoobah
On Thu, 27 Nov 1997 20:00:51 +0000 mkj@dircon.co.uk (matthew Keir-James)
writes:
quoted 68 lines anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?
>>>anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?
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>>i was mailed this today, i am not responsible
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>>well here's another one too!
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>Whats the title of Elton John's tribute song to Michael Hutchence?
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>"Dangle in the Wind"
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>>>* What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence?
>>> Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di?
>>> Michael Hutchence died even though he was wearing a belt.
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>>> * What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common?
>>> They just hang around near the hotel door.
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>>> * How do you re-unite INXS?
>>> Get 4 more leather belts.
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>>> * What's the difference between Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence?
>>> One of them's dead ugly, the other's just dead.
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>>> * Why did Bob Geldof take up karate?
>>> Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black
>belt.
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>>> * What was Michael Huntchence's last hit.
>>> The door when the chamber maid entered the room.
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>>> * Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence?
>>> Because Michael was well hung.
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>>> * What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't?
>>> A widow.
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>>> * Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton?
>>> Because it is a cool place to hang.
>>>
>>> * Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchence's
>>>funeral?
>>> He's rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS.
>>>
>>> * What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind?
>>> "This belt is a fraction tight".
>>>
>>> * What's the one good thing about Louise Woodward?
>>> She gives cracking head.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Louise Woodward and Gary Glitter?
>>> Louise Woodward drops babies.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott?
>>> Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
>>> Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen.
>>>
>>> * Apparently, Louise Woodward is the new manager of The Spice
>Girls...
>>> She's going to drop Baby Spice.
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