0x00 : NAME --> _____________________________
0x01 : EMAIL --> _____________________________
0x02 : eBAY HANDLE --> _______________________
0x03 : SEX .. choose one ( ) XX / ( ) XY / ( ) AE
specify additional sex chromosomes here --> ___
0x04 : SEX MODIFICATIONS .. check all that applies
[ ] BOT / [ ] HOT / [ ] TRANS-X-UAL /
[ ] GRAHAM CRACKERS
0x05 : HEIGHT --> __' ___''
0x06 : WIDTH --> __' ___''
0x07 : CLOSEST APPROXIMATE CELEBRITY LOOKALIKE --> _____________________
0x08 : HAIR COLOR --> __________
0x09 : HAIR LENGTH --> __________
0x0A : ARTIST DEPICTED ON MY T-SHIRT --> __________
0x0B : ADDITIONAL FASHION --> _______________________________
0x0C : I WILL SHOW UP ..
choose one
( ) NOW, FINDING SOMETHING TO DO LOOKING REALLY BORED
( ) A LITTLE LATE
( ) FASHIONABLY LATE
( ) TOO LATE
( ) OTHER.. please specify --> ___________
0x0D : IN BETWEEN SETS, I WILL BE READING THE LATEST ISSUE OF ..
choose one
( ) THE WIRE
( ) WIRED
( ) SEGMENTASHUN FAULTZ___---korehump<<<
( ) TRIGUN
( ) DJDEPOT.COM BROCHURE
( ) LAPTOP BROWSING WEB ON WIRELESS NET
(PAPER MEDIA IS DEAD, YO)
( ) OTHER.. please specify --> __________
0x0E : THE NAME OF THE EVENT I WILL BE PEDDLING ON MY CRYPTICALLY
DESIGNED COLORED POSTCARD FLYERS WILL BE --> _______________
0x0F : OPENING ACT I WILL BE PREDISPOSED TO IGNORING SO I CAN CHAT LOUDLY
WITH FRIENDS ---> ___________________________________
use additional space for further opening acts:
0x10 : MODEL NAME(S) AND SERIAL NO.(S) OF LIVE MUSICAL/COMPUTER COMPONENT
THAT I WILL BE TRAINSPOTTING NEAR THE STAGE
--> ________________ / ______________
use additional space for further components:
0x11 : CONVOLUTED QUESTION I WILL ASK THE HEADLINING ACT REGARDING MUSIC
CREATION, LIVE AND STUDIO ---> ____________________________
use additional space for further potential questions:
(disclaimer: this is making fun of me more than anyone else. Please do
not take offense. Sorry, Brian, if this is the kind of thing you don't
want posted... won't happen again.)
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Brian MacDonald <brianm@kuci.org>
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