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Dear convoluted and misunderstood IDM List. Our new goddamn album is out. String Theory's Radiovalerian took us over 2 years to finish and contains ALL of the following ingredients: * Foofy synthesizer programming * 150-year-old hand-illustrated cover art * Crunchy digital beat wanking * Songs named after nuclear annihilation * Tinkly Wurlitzer faerie whispers * Tom Hanks * Pre-moistened chordy blossoms * Tender lovemaking accompaniment * Anemic thank you list that doesn't mention YOU * Special Secret CD Bonus Track Pick up your copy today at such fine record stores as Chicago's **HARD BOILED RECORDS** (on Roscoe at Damen Ave) and other vendors of tasteful recorded media worldwide. For your convenience, BOTH the LP and CD are sold in the same *gorgeous* package, at one low price. So if you want either one, head to the LP section. If you don't have a phonograph player, may we suggest you give the wax to somebody who does, and preferrably somebody who has a national radio program during prime-time hours or a well-attended club night. Then you can keep the CD and upload it to Soulseek for your cheap-ass friends. Special thanks to Wobblyhead Records who put this mofo out, and all the scrubbed girls of Milwaukee, Wisconsin who inspired us. -Strings --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org

At 05:03 PM 9/3/2004, Josh String wrote: String Theory's Radiovalerian took us over 2 years to finish and contains ALL of the following ingredients: (long list of non-essentials deleted)....

quoted 2 lines * Tom Hanks

>* Tom Hanks >* Pre-moistened chordy blossoms

These two are the real selling points, but you need to combine these into one, like this:

quoted 1 line Tom Hanks pre-moistened chordy blossoms.

>Tom Hanks pre-moistened chordy blossoms.

Let me know if you need more marketing pointers. jeff --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org

----- Original Message ----- From: "theREALmxyzptlk"

quoted 6 lines At 05:03 PM 9/3/2004, Josh String wrote:

> At 05:03 PM 9/3/2004, Josh String wrote: > String Theory's Radiovalerian took us over 2 years to finish and contains > ALL of the following ingredients: > (long list of non-essentials deleted).... > >* Tom Hanks > >* Pre-moistened chordy blossoms

quoted 8 lines These two are the real selling points, but you need to combine these into

> These two are the real selling points, but you need to combine these into > one, like this: > > >Tom Hanks pre-moistened chordy blossoms. > > Let me know if you need more marketing pointers. > > jeff

So, are these Tom Hanks' pre-moistened chordy blossoms, or are they 'Tom Hanks pre-moistened chordy blossoms'? I only want personally moistened chordy blossoms, and if these are just the off-the-shelf, factory-moistened name-brand, then count me out. seek np: Kron - Silikron --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org

quoted 5 lines Let me know if you need more marketing pointers.

>> >> Let me know if you need more marketing pointers. >> >> jeff >

You know, a real marketing pointer would be to tell us where to hear and more importantly moneywise.. Where to buy on the net.. I'm not about to drive to local townsville record shop in chicago just to pick up a record when I can get 3 records on ebay that I have heard and know where they are right now. Do you have a website? Is it sold on groovedis or weekendrecordsandsoap or some other chicago online store? The majority of this list seems to be pretty spaced out (both physicly and mentally) links both sausage and online, could really help out.. The write up sounded good to me.. Shame I couldn't get any more info about the album. Or tom hanks next drama for aging divorcees. Blake now playing-tom middleton-sound of the cosmos How non-idm of me. --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org

Blake Mikesell wrote:

quoted 5 lines You know, a real marketing pointer would be to tell us where to hear

> You know, a real marketing pointer would be to tell us where to hear > and more importantly moneywise.. Where to buy on the net.. I'm not > about to drive to local townsville record shop in chicago just to pick > up a record when I can get 3 records on ebay that I have heard and > know where they are right now.

Hear some tracks: http://www.myspace.com/strings/ Buy: (USA) http://www.forcedexposure.com/artists/string.theory.html Buy: (UK) http://www.normanrecords.com/ Buy: (Amazon) http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002V2BJ0/qid=1094326900/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl15/002-8478311-3707225?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 Buy: (back catalogue) http://www.bentcrayon.com/results.asp?keyword=string+theory&search_by=artist&imageField.x=33&imageField.y=25 http://www.boomkat.com/item.cfm?merchID=7091 http://www.boomkat.com/item.cfm?merchID=10983 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9991&item=4035017936&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9991&item=4034974208&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

quoted 5 lines Do you have a website? Is it sold on groovedis or

> Do you have a website? Is it sold on groovedis or > weekendrecordsandsoap or some other chicago online store? The > majority of this list seems to be pretty spaced out (both physicly and > mentally) links both sausage and online, could really help out.. >

It should be pretty much available worldwide within the next 2 weeks. The Chicago stores have it now because Rob from Groove Distribution is a tireless promoter and hand-delivered it. Forced Exposure should have it now, or this week. If you don't find it at your local shop, complain loudly and boycott. -Josh

quoted 13 lines The write up sounded good to me.. Shame I couldn't get any more info

> The write up sounded good to me.. Shame I couldn't get any more info > about the album. Or tom hanks next drama for aging divorcees. > > Blake > > now playing-tom middleton-sound of the cosmos > How non-idm of me. > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org > For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org > >

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Forced Exposure should have it

quoted 3 lines now, or this week. If you don't find it at your local shop, complain

>now, or this week. If you don't find it at your local shop, complain >loudly and boycott. >

Groove distribution is good when it comes to electronic music but expecting F.E.to be able to supply every store that wants a new release with that releases is absurd. f.e. orders 30 to 50 of each release and never re-stock. you can complain loudly but if your depending on f.e. for u.s. distro most people just won't be able to get it. - a --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org