I apologize for the long, and now truncated post yesterday. I recieved this joke in an entire e-mail, and just forwarded it on to this list without editing it, which is why it was so long. Here it is, all cleaned up as a link instead. I thought it was simply too funny to keep to myself.
http://www.zeropointmedia.com/synths.cfm
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