Well, whatever the hell it is, i dig the writing style. :)
mantrakid
Alan Lockett wrote:
quoted 81 lines That's no 'review', it's a 'blurb'. Actually, it seems to tr
>
> That's no 'review', it's a 'blurb'. Actually, it seems to transcend
> 'blurb' (or whatever the equivalent of 'transcend' is, going the other
> way), to the point where I feel it demands "another entirely imaginary
> genre" (sic) tag:
>
> Promobollox.
>
> alan
>
> --On 11 October 2005 16:19 -0600 Mantrakid <mantrakid@neferiu.com> wrote:
>
>> I stand corrected...
>>
>> this is now. the best. review. ever.
>>
>> StaticBeats wrote:
>>
>>> Try this one on for size from the latest PBE mailout:
>>>
>>> $16 STACS OF STAMINA: Tivoli CD (WERK 001CD).
>>> "Bursting onto the scene like an over-inflated
>>> colostomy bag, Stacs of Stamina are the freshest,
>>> funkiest product out of Sweden since a 3-and-a-half
>>> ounce turd that Benny from Abba produced last Tuesday
>>> which finally made its way into the North Sea this
>>> morning. But forget for now the anal rectitude of
>>> Europop, this summer the Stamina boys are drunk at the
>>> wheel of a shiny new juggernaut hurtling pell-mell
>>> down the highway of music. Prepare, mere mortal, for
>>> Eurocrunk. And what is this mysterious new genre, I
>>> hear you cry? Yes, you've guessed it, it's another
>>> entirely imaginary genre of music that's taking the
>>> worldwide music scene by force. A mixture of crazy
>>> Euro lyricism and blip-hop over snazzy syncopated
>>> beats, Swedish production outfit Stacs of Stamina have
>>> here produced the definitive Eurocrunk LP of this
>>> century, and centuries to come. It's electronic
>>> hip-hop, Jim, but not as we know it. Arriving in the
>>> wake of their debut EP on Werk Discs, Mistake Rewind
>>> Repeat, Tivoli sees Stamina taking the unclaimed
>>> territory between hip-hop and electro by storm, with
>>> 11 tracks of crunked-up 8-bit hoptronica that will
>>> have even the most ascetic dullards swinging from the
>>> rafters to join in the digital love-making. And
>>> there's plenty of partner swapping on the mic, with
>>> superstars Mike Ladd and TTC adding guest vocals, as
>>> well as the latest MC 'on road,' Ears, all throwing
>>> their car keys into the bowl."
>>>
>>>
>>> Shimone/Justes
>>> http://www.staticbeats.com
>>> http://www.jungle-life.com
>>> http://www.boomboombap.com
>>>
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