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From:
Josh String
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Date:
Fri, 03 Sep 2004 16:03:33 -0500
Subject:
[idm] String Theory's Radiovalerian LP/CD in stores Now
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Dear convoluted and misunderstood IDM List. Our new goddamn album is out. String Theory's Radiovalerian took us over 2 years to finish and contains ALL of the following ingredients: * Foofy synthesizer programming * 150-year-old hand-illustrated cover art * Crunchy digital beat wanking * Songs named after nuclear annihilation * Tinkly Wurlitzer faerie whispers * Tom Hanks * Pre-moistened chordy blossoms * Tender lovemaking accompaniment * Anemic thank you list that doesn't mention YOU * Special Secret CD Bonus Track Pick up your copy today at such fine record stores as Chicago's **HARD BOILED RECORDS** (on Roscoe at Damen Ave) and other vendors of tasteful recorded media worldwide. For your convenience, BOTH the LP and CD are sold in the same *gorgeous* package, at one low price. So if you want either one, head to the LP section. If you don't have a phonograph player, may we suggest you give the wax to somebody who does, and preferrably somebody who has a national radio program during prime-time hours or a well-attended club night. Then you can keep the CD and upload it to Soulseek for your cheap-ass friends. Special thanks to Wobblyhead Records who put this mofo out, and all the scrubbed girls of Milwaukee, Wisconsin who inspired us. -Strings --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org