Here is the FAX that's in the new Jockey Slut.. A FAX that was sent to
Richard I guess and then he answered it or so..
It's a list of questions (some of them are quite stupid and really annoying
to ask someone, but that's the media I guess ;)
words with a + beside them I'm not sure about.
words that I have no clue what they are, are replaced by the word
"something" :D
here goes:
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FAX
APHEX TWIN
The Aphex Twin is back with a new single in September called 'Come to Daddy'
It's his usual mixture of big beats, acid and guitars we've come to expect
from the ginger+ something. AAAAAK! Only joking! Expect the unexpected from
the man who takes his teddy bears on stage with him. The Slut shares
something with Britian's finest electrician. By fax!
Introduce yourself by way of a self portrait.
(loads of scribbles here and scribbles there, it looks like a child's
picturebook)
*Describe your Glastenbury experiences without mentioning something?*
This is what I said to you when you asked me to lift you up.
*What occurs on the average Aphex day?*
When did you do that to yourself you stupid prick
*If you could put on a fantasy club+ who would you get to play live and DJ?*
You are not trying to be funny for me. I know you are my sister
*Where did the idea for the flourescent bears with your fizzog on come from?*
I didn't tell you that you fucking cunt!
*How would you beat Squarepusher in a Battle of the Weird?*
Victor Mccormack
*Which rock groups would you produce if forced at gunpoint?*
What if I was to kill you.
*Illustrate the something of your mind here.*
I'm going to punch you in the face and kick your fucking guts in.
*The Prodigy have quoted something on their album sleeve. What political*
*statements you'd like to make on your next album?*
You would Care about your mummy.
*Draw the state your house was in after you moved out?*
How often do you get kicked in
*Favourite Aphex myth that the press have fallen for hook, line and sinker?*
Help me help yi+ tommi+
*Please select one current record from each of the following genres that is*
*currently rocking your stereo.*
*'Electronica'* bumming by tiy.
*Hip Hop* I couldn't help you.
*Drum 'n' Bass* That was why you asked the last question
*Rock* How was you unto this.
*Draw the opening three scenes from 'Aphex Twin - The Movie'.*
1. " "
2. " "
3. " "
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and of course both pages of the fax are scribbled all over the entire damn
thing.. Personally, I think the questions about him beating Squarepusher and
the movie scene question are the dumbest ones there, but most of them are
pretty corny. :)
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