At 09:32 14/02/96 GMT, you wrote:
quoted 6 lines I can exclusively reveal that I have Kenny Larkin for sale (he doesn't mind,
>I can exclusively reveal that I have Kenny Larkin for sale (he doesn't mind,
>honest!) He's about 6"2' and great at taking phone calls, mixing records for
>you while you take a bath and keeping you company at Ministry of Sound.
>There's only one available however (slightly damaged) so hurry...
>
>Next week: Miniature Bochum Welt clones (they make great teaspoons).
Not wanting to be outdown by a rival label, I can also exclusively reveal
that we will soon be marketing a full range of 'techno bod' dolls in the US.
Available models:
*Richard D. James (TM)* (complete with tank - NB. This fires small pellets
totally suitable for under 5s).
*Black Dog (TM)* (a masked avenger with ability to split body into many parts)
*LFO (TM)* (subject to availability)
*Red Snapper (TM)* (complete a live stage set with working miniture instruments)
Coming Soon:
*Jimi Tenor* (complete with a 'Tenor' clothing range. So mix and match those
jumpers)
Yours for $20 each. Or swap you for a Richie Hawtin DJ Top Trump card.
g3.
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