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1999-07-18 17:18Eric Melville (idm) toasters
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1999-07-18 17:18Eric Melville--copied-text-follows-- > Another invitation to contribute to my online zine, from Anna St
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Eric Melville
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Sun, 18 Jul 1999 10:18:42 -0700
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(idm) toasters
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quoted 3 lines Another invitation to contribute to my online zine, from Anna Sthetic....> Another invitation to contribute to my online zine, from Anna Sthetic.... > Please note: this is not a business or a professional publication, I can't > (unfortunately) offer you any financial remuneration or reward...
Dear sir: I would like to contribute to your online zine with an original artwork. Here is my pornographic ASCII rendering of a toaster. _________________________ / \ <---- no toast! | | | TOASTER | | | | | | 0 o <- tits! | \_________________________/-------\ \___________O= <- not plugged in! Notice the tits are different sizes. Tits are sometimes like that in real life. --end-copied-text--