from the em411.board...
Q: how many aphex twins does it take to screw a light
bulb?
A: it doesn't get done
but it gets talked about a lot and various
speculations arise and all the aphex lore gets brought
into focus again (he drives a tank, drinks vodka and
gets flown aroundin helicopters to DJ gigs where he
plays sand paper and ruins many a needle to roaring
appreciation of fans)
he gives a 'rare' interview about it to 'dazed and
confused' where he discuss his new amazing techniques
for screwing in light bulbs that no one else has
thought of yet and has a good time taking the piss of
everyone involved then goes home and yells to cylob to
change the bloody light bulb already so he can look
behind the couch for the spare paddle to his sony
playstation-
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