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From:
Brandon Invergo
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Date:
Thu, 21 Oct 2004 09:47:03 -0700 (PDT)
Subject:
Re: AW: [idm] hey, pet diaries!!!
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<20041021164703.80866.qmail@web53504.mail.yahoo.com>
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i love reading. i don't love reading useless drivel sent to a mailing list for a particular type of music when said drivel has absolutely no relation any music whatsoever. and i enjoy listening to euroIDM megahits vol. 24 when i'm getting ready to go clubbing. i find it gives me the energy necessary for a hard night of dancing (intelligently). brandon --- Katrin Richter <katrin@raveline.de> wrote:
quoted 161 lines I liked it.> I liked it. > > To compare reading with smoking crack is like > likening IDM with Eurodance. > > > > > > -----Urspr?ngliche Nachricht----- > Von: Brandon Invergo [mailto:kwikyslush@yahoo.com] > Gesendet: Donnerstag, 21. Oktober 2004 16:15 > An: idm@hyperreal.org > Betreff: Re: [idm] hey, pet diaries!!! > > i just lost a couple of brain cells by skimming > through this, trying to find anything that had to do > with idm, or anything even remotely interesting. i > could've killed those brain cells in a much more > useful way, like smoking rock. thanks for wasting my > life. > > brandon > > > --- Pet Diaries <petdiaries@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > > > EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY > > > > Day number 180: > > > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > > > Day number 181: > > > > 8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:30am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 9:40am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 10:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 11:30am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 12:00noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 1:00pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 1:30pm - oooooo. bath. bummer. > > > > 4:00pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:00pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! > > > > 5:30pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! > > > > > > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY > > > > DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with > > bizarre > > little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on > > fresh > > meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The > only > > thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, > and > > the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the > > occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat > > another houseplant. > > > > DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by > > weaving around their feet while they were walking > > almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the > > stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse > these > > vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to > > vomit > > on their favorite chair... must try this on their > > bed. > > > > DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the > > headless body in an attempt to make them aware of > > what > > I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into > > their > > hearts. They only cooed and condescended about > what > > a > > good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working > > according > > to plan. > > > > DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they > > are. > > For no good reason I was chosen for the water > > torture. This time, however, it included a > burning > > foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds > > could invent such a liquid. My only consolation > is > > the piece of thumb still stuck in my teeth. > > > > DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of > their > > accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout > > the > > event. However, I could hear the noise and smell > > the > > foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". > More > > importantly, I overheard that my confinement was > due > > to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this > is > > and how to use it to my advantage. > > > > DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are > > flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely > > released and seems more than happy to return. He > is > > obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other > hand, > > has got to be an informant, and he speaks with > them > > regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. > > Due to his current placement in the metal room, > his > > safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a > > matter of time... > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________ > > Do you Yahoo!? > > Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! > > http://vote.yahoo.com > > > > >
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