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The original Star Wars was called a fake name for casting so that Lucasfilms wouldn't get their idea stolen. It was called 'Blue Harvest : terror beyond imagination' they even made t-shirts with it on for the crew.. not a lot of people know that... I was in 'Return of the Jedi' + 'Empire strikes back', I danced with the ewoks and they have yukky teeth (haven't I told this story a million times already ) we had to dance to the really crap original ewok music for hours and hours while the people with dwarfism sweated pints and had to be helped in and out of their costumes..theres a picture somewhere in the Lucas vaults of me and three ewoks standing on a mossy log doing the 'Saturday Night Fever' hand in the air dance move...(dont I wish I had that on my next cd) To stay on topic of this list, I think the new music they used in the remake of that scene was a more intelligent choice than the original.... (there we are I did it..) respects c . u . e . (sephlopologist) f a x l a b e l u . s . a . 8 7 e t h e l a v e n u e # 2 , m i l l v a l l e y . c a l i f o r n i a 9 4 9 4 1 . fax/fon 4 1 5 3 8 3 7 9 9 0 sound bites and mad graphics at www.sirius.com/~faxlabel faxlabel cds + vinyl at www.sirius.com/~faxlabel/faxpage.html                         

charles uzzell-edwards said once upon a time:

quoted 4 lines I was in 'Return of the Jedi' + 'Empire strikes back', I danced with t

>I was in 'Return of the Jedi' + 'Empire strikes back', I danced with the >ewoks and they have yukky teeth > (haven't I told this story a million times already ) >we had to dance to the really crap original ewok music for hours and hours

Hallelukelai!! My girlfriend was bitterly disappointed when they yanked the crap ewok music for the new versions. It has been one of her favorite jokes for years.

Okay, when I was in sixth grade or something we had to learn this for my stupid ass school chorus, so I guess it comes in handy now.... This is almost exactly correct, which is amazing after 15 years: Yub Nub! E chop yub nub! O toe meet toe Peechy keen! Gnoop dock fling oh ahh! Yah Wah! E chop yah wah! A yah wah pee choo nee foom! A toot dee aw goon da! Glow wa! E cop Gloh-oh-oh-oh wa! A glow wa pee choo nee foom! A toot dee aw goon da! Glow te cha doo YUB NUB! Glow te cha doo YAH WAH! Glow te cha doo GLOW WAH! Ah lay loo ta nuv! Ah lay loo ta nuv! Ah lay loo ta nuv! And, beleive it or not, I know it all in english too, but I dare not prove it! Already regretting this, -CF

We command you to give us the english (or french). (actually most other languages other than Ewokenese) ;\ Jon ____________ /___ \ I II IIIIII I I-----III II II L --I\ I --------------------- S W I T C H records http://home.interlynx.net/~switch

quoted 4 lines ahh....come on.....you can't post something like this w/out the english

> ahh....come on.....you can't post something like this w/out the english > translation.....if you're gonna go this far......you should go the whole > way.... >

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quoted 1 line And, beleive it or not, I know it all in english too, but I dare not

> >And, beleive it or not, I know it all in english too, but I dare not

prove

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quoted 2 lines We command you to give us the english (or french).

> We command you to give us the english (or french). > (actually most other languages other than Ewokenese)

quoted 3 lines ahh....come on.....you can't post something like this w/out the english

> ahh....come on.....you can't post something like this w/out the english > translation.....if you're gonna go this far......you should go the whole > way....

Chris sez: The english/human lyrics are REALLY stupid and embarrasing. I sometimes think that the fact that I remember them at all is evidence of me being a fucking useless idiot. But since you asked for it, I'll give it a try. I'm not sure of it exactly (thank god!), so I'll just stream-of-consciousness spew them out: Freedom! We got Freedom! And now that we can be free, Come on let's cel-le-brate! Power! We got Power! {...some other sappy crap...} Celebrate the light! Freedom! Celebrate the might! Power! Celebrate the fight! Glory! Celebrate the love! Celebrate the love! Celebrate the love! Start hurling your e-tomatoes now..... -CF