NICE!!!! You are making my day much better. Check out this story of what
happened to me last night. Fuckin' hysterical...
Last night I am just kickin' it like Bruce Lee at this little neighborhood
joint when this hot Amazonian tall blonde taps me on
the shoulder, introduces herself, and asks me if she
can buy me a shot. Obviously I'm not one to turn down
free liquor from gorgeous 21 year-old women, so
naturally I obliged. We talk a bit and, being the
gentleman I was pretending to be, I insist on paying
for the shots and thank her for the offer. Discussion
ensues and, for all intensive purposes, she turns out
to be a really cool person...
Anyway, there is some flirting and a bit later she
comes back up to me and some friends and asks if she
can return the favor and buy me another shot.
Obviously. So we start talking and as the bartender
hands us a couple of Tequila shots I start to feel a
tingle or two of absolute love for this woman...she
orders Tequila for us? Excellent, right? Well there's
a catch...
So as she hands me a shot she mentions in passing that
she has been sober for 3 weeks. I'm thinking
(glancing at her liquor)....oooooo-kay. Then she goes
into this diatribe about how her therapist tells her
she needs to be surrounded by good people in order to
"stay strong." Double oooooooooooooo-kay. So the
obvious question arises in regards to the alcohol.
Her response made things very clear when she informs
me that she is a coke addict and spent her rich daddy's college money on
blow for a 5 day bender before checking herself into rehab.
So...long story short, we're getting married next
week.
Where do they find me?
J~
quoted 23 lines From: "nat hawks" <natbot@hotmail.com>
>From: "nat hawks" <natbot@hotmail.com>
>To: Warchild@djwarchild.com, j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com, Idm@hyperreal.org
>Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes
>Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:44:35 -0500
>
>Q:why is Halloween a favorite holiday in the South (of america)?
>
>A:cause you get to PUMP-KIN
>
>knuck-kncu...
>
>ok, i'm on a roll...
>
>Q: what's better than getting a gold medal in the special olympics?
>
>.... give up?
>
>A: not being retarded!
>
>-king of trash.
>
>
>
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