Anig,
Man thats hella funny, MATE!...........:)
Now I'd endorse you in this off-topic stuff typically but I really gotta get
back to work.
I think we can all understand each other whether I or anyone else makes
mistakes in our usage.....since we are pokin fun at one another tho....
Lessons in how NOT to talk proper.
a=True slang
b=nerd's who try
1. The woman is good looking and........
a. Damn, sista you look tastey than a muthafucka
b. Gee, you're a fox. Will you sit on my face
2. The party is happening
a. This set is off the track
b. Golly, this party is rad.
Last case scenario and I hope you all enjoy this as a JOKE.
(stereotypical too)
3. Getting robbed
a. gimme da loot or loose ya cap(that's your head)
b. Well, seeings that I never had to say this before, um, well
may I please have your money. If not, I will just invest in the stock market.......:)
(for additional comedy)
2a. Freeze punk-ass-muthafucka, and give-up the grip
3a. The cheese or ya life.
2b. and The US president is.....
3b. ...shhhhh, we'll do this electronically and no one will ever know.......