given that the day it was sent, i would guess that it is a joke, but given
that it is V/VM i would guess that it is for real (who else would put out
a double 10" of Falco remixes?!?!)
quoted 142 lines this probably was mentioned, but wtf is vvm talking about in their latest
> this probably was mentioned, but wtf is vvm talking about in their latest
> email (did anyone else notice they sent the email in february)? are these
> really remixes of aphex twin, or are they April fools jokes?:
>
> 03+04----------/HAT 01/ HAT 02 / 3" CD
>
> V/VM
> HelpAphexTwin 1.0 / HelpAphexTwin 2.0
> we don't give a shit / because you don't give a
> fuck
>
> WELL as if you didn't get more MEAT than any
> other label will hope to
> release in a whole year in JUST one month these
> little BELTers turn up
> out of the blue and red== ONCE AGAIN LED by
> VVMCPS here we find V/VM
> helping our dear fiend Aphex Twin out of his
> current plight on 2
> separate 3" CD's. It;s true APHEX needs all our
> help,, it;s been a
> particularly depressing time for the BEARDed
> chipmunk and if we all
> PULL togther he may make it through his darkest
> HOUR. SO on cd one we
> find upgraded Versions of ALL yoUr FAVOurite
> AFLEX TRACks--
> winduckyQuacker(licker/, , bouncy Balls, Hentolyn
> and more===== the
> second CD features come to big daddy,, boots'N '
> skirt and EVEN more
> APHex madness===== both cd;s include all new
> HeLPAPhex tracks--
> including the STANDOUT track "laughing all the
> way to his tank"-----//
> it;s that special-----/// of course without YOUR
> help AND support of
> this release it;s feared THAT tricky RICKY may
> not recover and as
> stated above in TIMES like these we really need
> to show a UNIted front
> AND just all prey together that his problems and
> INNEr turmoil
> disappear/////====/// special sleeve artwork by a
> designerINaPUBcalledRICKY.d/jims- ../ come on
> join our campaign--
> "SAVE THE BEARDEd CHIPMUNk - HELP AN APHEx
> TWIN"-; send us your
> messages of support--- in mails headlined "we
> want to help an aphex in
> distress"= we'll p[ost them onto the web on your
> behalf and present
> the bearded one with YOUR best wishes personally
> next time we;re down
> the old bull and bush./ mush0-mush=- //
>
>
> SO OF COURSE april/// the date cannot be
> denied=== APRIL FOOLS DAY---
> but just who are the fools-???????????????
> - DO ALL
> OF THE above exist---- WOULD ANY LABEL BE AS
> STUPID TO RELEASE- DR
> FRED, SNOOKER LOOPY (a 7"on 8 different coloured
> vinyls) and 2 x
> HELPAPHEXTWIN CD:s== 4 RELEASES SO stupid in
> concepts--and SO close
> to the bone// BUT not only this - ALL together IN
> one calender
> MONTH-??????? remember KIDS it;s fools DAY---
> FOOLS
> DAY---////APRIL1st/ 2001===== IT MIGHT BE
> TRUE---- or it might be ONE
> BIG FOOL-----/// BUT REALLY if it isn;t a JOKE
> then=only V/VM could
> do IT---===== and WE MAY "just" may-/ Have
> pulled it off==== =
>
> WE LOVE YOU ALL ^AND MISS YOU---ON FOOLS
> DAY====our favourite day/ DO
> YOU DOUBT OUR WORD----??????
>
> WE descended beyond all rational HOPE in APRIL
> ====/ the FUN STARTS
> RIGHT NOW-- NOBODY WAS SAFE_- we warned all
> along//////// = right
> now-- i'm out of here----- avoiding all THE
> FLAck----- lying LOW--
> plotting the next targets00
>
> it;s always OUR PLEASURe-- to do SO====//
>
> AND the answers to the above are SIMPLe-and will
> be known to all who
> turned UP IN BIRMINGHAM on Friday night to
> witness the worst LIVE SHOW
> around ++++++===// IT's true smashing lap tops-
> bad performance. it;s
> what was required---/;-= it's the way forward-
> smash your lap top///
> 00-*'/
>
> as for live this month there;s nothing- except
> some dj'ing in ANTwerp
> on the 7th of april/// i'll be drinking that
> hoegaarden for you
> all*****/ five star-
>
> SO TO re-cap/>>
>
> whatever happened---?????
> where did it all go wrong ????? and where will it
> end ??????#'
>
> out of here---- V/VM
>
> OVERVIEW OF NEW RELEASES >>>>
>
> MARCH=
> offal2000 - the experience CD
> midget02 - alien porno midgets 3"CD
> vvmcps01 - guru josh 7"
>
> APRIL=
> morphine01 - dr fred plays 3" CD
> vvmt147 - snooker loopy 7"
> (white/red/yellow/green/brown/blue/pink/black
> vinyls)
> hat01 - helpaphextwin 3" CD (aka - we don't give
> a shit....)
> hat02 - helpaphextwin 3" CD (aka - ....because
> you don't give a fuck)
>
> MAY=
> vvmt g/b - Janksy Noise 12"
> vvmt20 - 7"
> vvmt21 - 7"
>
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