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From:
flu'id (floo'-)
To:
IDM
Date:
Thu, 28 Apr 1994 19:59:28 -0400 (EDT)
Subject:
A quick humour injection..
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Here's the Ten Commandments of the Aphex Twin as stated by Richard James in Project-X magazine, Issue 28: 1. Thou shall not build an igloo 2. Thou shall not run a bath and forget about it 3. Thou shall not misuse the word `techno' 4. Thou shall not sleep for more than two hours on the Sabbath 5. Thou shall not allow my neighbour to live if they complain about the noise 6. Thou shall not shag anyone apart from Sam 7. Thou shall not play loud music in the same house as my mother and father or I shall be beaten 'round the head with a rolling pin 8. Thou shall not steal thy friend's records without telling them first 9. Thou shall not miss the Neighbours on BBC at 1:35pm 10. Thou shall not ever read the Bible _______ (__,-, \ / /\ \ f l u i d <finger me for PGP key> /,_) \ \ flu'id (floo'-) (/ \\ brit@chopin.udel.edu :65 FD F9 9F F2 23 F8 CF: \) fluid@freezer.cns.udel.edu :80 9C 11 AA 9F 92 0D 27: