That reminds me of Atom Heart's hilarious "About pears and apples" from
Machine Paisley. A computerish voice deadpans:
once I knew a girl
she had a 286.
she sold it in time.
what a lucky chick
than I know a girl
she has a 386.
she wants to write
her master on it.
I guess that's fate.
I also used to have
a fuckin' 486.
this thing just drove me mad.
and now I have a mac...
I'm so lucky,
yes I am.
I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky,
'cause it works.
my nephew,
he just turned thirteen.
believes in pentium.
I think that's pretty dumb.
never ever trust a microsoft tool!
(repeat)
--
kevin
babies@usa.pipeline.com