...for the record, Evil Robot will be going on at
12:30PM and yes we will eat your face...
THIS JUST IN:
May 12, 2001 Cambridge, MA - EVIL ROBOT has gone on a
horribly comedic
rampage which experts say may drastically effect the
outcome of today's
2001 Squash Finals. Codec has gone missing and is
presumed lost,
consumed by the growing swarm of daisy-duke-wearing,
robot-following,
zombie-women-hordes. Initial reports indicate that
Codec was taken
hostage early in the competition and then slain at the
demands of the
riotous mob calling themselves Squash Fans and People
that Love Them.
Competitors here today from Ultra have reportedly
formulated plans to
seek shelter in Miami, citing a severe lack of
booty-bass here in
Massachusetts, noting that scientifically speaking the
only way to fend
off the ravaging army of psychotic robots is to "get
out 'dere n' shake
'dat thang till that thang don' shake no mo'".
Proponents of the
Ultraplan were then lined up and shot, noting that
"scientifically
speaking", the "funk bomb" went out of style ten years
ago.
...Boy, won't you feel left out if you're not at:
!The 2001 Squash Finals!
Featuring Local Squash Masters Codec, EVIL ROBOT, and
Ultra; also
including a wide variety of local pro and amateur
circuit players.
On Saturday May 12, 2001 beginning at 12 NOON SHARP
and ending
at 4PM.
Harvard University
Adams House Squash Courts
Cambridge, MA
ABSOLUTELY FREE ADMISSION (donations accepted to
promote future events)
Online Flyer at:
http://www.c-fom.com/live/squash/
Map at:
http://www.inevitablebacklash.com/squashmap1.gif
See you on the courts!
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