Soundslike Werk
The 4th event
In which a melange of distinguished and revered contemporary musicians, disc jockeys, dandies, cowards, harlots and blaggards entertain a diverse crowd of watchful yet convivial primitives hell-bent on surrendering all their faculties to the modern avant garde disco beat.
Saturday 1st October 2005
10pm - 6 am
@ a barely legal yet esteemed south London rave hovel
*Reduced price tickets available until 15 September - please see below*
Synopsis of the evening
Past soirees under the oft-quoted Soundslike Werk moniker have offered bacchanalian twuntery of the highest order, and this Autumn's occasion is no exception. Yet again, exact details of the evening's peregrinations shall be withheld until the very night itself, yet may we say that it is yet another phantasmogorical assortment of modern contemporary dancing music sure to tickle the Ladies' mimsies and stir the Gentlemen's relish.
Previous attendees may remember the last gathering, which saw the coming together of the Soundslike royal family, Mr Matthew Herbert and Dani Siciliano. The great city of Vienna shook off its reputation for chocolate, cheese and clockweights through a superlative display of pumptronica from Herr Patrick Pulsinger, while the crown prince of Camberwick Green, Lazslo from Hand on the Plow, flopped out his crown jewels of clunked-up wonktronica. Meanwhile, in the Werk boudoir, revellers thrilled to the mechanical clunkcore sound of Anthony 'Shake' Shakir; gurgled to the hurdy-gurdy hip hop sound of Stacs of Stamina, and defecated blood to the low-end bass tectonics of Kode 9 and Uberdog.
So, now that the summer drops its pantaloons and folds its tunic, and the marsh thrush begins its winter journey to sunnier climes, it's time to hang out the bunting for another right royal knees-up mother brown down the cobbled streets of electronic cockbiscuitery. Such events are advertised by word-of-mouth only, so if you're receiving this email now, congratulations - you really have reached the upper echelons of London's squonkcore cognoscenti.
What's more, to compound your sense of privilege, you can save yourself a shilling or two on the door price if you purchase early. Literally tens of people made savings this time last year.
£8 advanced tickets are available before September 15th, £10 thenceafter.
We have 350 tickets only. Boo.
Ensure your smooth admission this very second via cash, cheque, or the wonders of Paypal!! Contacting one of the following esteemed ticket-selling fops who will service your enquiry heretoforth.
Please contact by the power of electronic mail: soundslike_werk@bigfoot.com
Phone or text: 07990 970267/ 07977 984805
Full price tickets will be available shortly in Smallfish, Selectadisc and Sounds of the Universe.
We remain, your most obsequious ponces,
Soundslike Werk
www.werk-it.com
www.magicandaccident.com
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