We just bought Disneyland!
Parking lot, petting zoo, monorail, we own it all now! Bad news for you
is the park is now closed to the public forever.
Only Drug Company executives, Platinum status customers, & Drug Company
employees of the month will be allowed access beyond the main gate. How
does that make you feel? A little sad maybe? We thought you might feel
that way based on our demographic research and high level access to your
social security account, medical records, credit history, & idm
activities. We didn't get to be the biggest Company by being nice guys
after all! We make a lot of little kids cry when we don't get our way.
So if you ever want to see the guy in the mouse suit again or the
audio-animitronic Abe Lincoln (our favorite attraction!) or the Yeti or
the Pirates or any of our newly acquired assets won't you reconsider
scheduling an appointment with our representative in your community? We
really think you are going to enjoy the audio-visual materials he has to
share with you and your friends and loved ones. As much as we are
dedicated to World Domination we are also all about having a good time
and like nothing better than getting old friends together for a few
drinks (with the exception of making kids cry and making lots of
money). A lot of new Drug Company customers just like you are surprised
and thrilled when their representative turns out to be a neat & groovy
well groomed young person they already know from work, school, church,
or the local dive bar!
Drug Company
(A Wholly owned subsidiary of World Domination Enterprises)
On Tuesday, July 30, 2002, at 03:17 PM, Sean Horton wrote:
quoted 14 lines OK, seriously!!
> OK, seriously!!
>
> I am new to the IDM list, so bare with me. My question is this: Is
> anyone on this whole damn list being serious? Seems to me that this
> list is nothing more than a load of geek sarcasm; then again, maybe
> that's all we really are. A bunch of sacastic, bitter, music geeks. I
> sincerely hope not. I got into this music because it was uniquely
> emotive, unlike most electronic dance music. Is it the "intelligent"
> factor that is causing all this sarcasm? Are we all so self-absorbed in
> are own intellectual world that we have forgot how to effectively
> communicate in a positive, interactive manner. Personally I hate the
> term "IDM", about as much as I hate the term "electronica". Is
> everything else stupid dance music? I preferred it when the music I
> loved didn't have a catagory. Does anyone else agree?