omfg... bwahahahah ok my turn i guess.
A few years ago i fly down to Austin on buisness to train some people and
possibly find a place to live out there. Well they gave me a company credit
card and i decided to get slightly intoxicated on 6th street i think it was.
So by the time the bars close at 2am i think it was i had already rung up a
cc bill of over $300 cause i was buying random girls drinks. I stagger over
to some after hours club and there are these 3 girls ripping each others
shirts off and playing with each others breasts. Me being the drunk ass i
am decided to walk over and start dancing with them. So we're all dancing
and one was grinfing on me slightly, she reaches around and grabs my ass. I
then proceed to reach around and rub the thigh and start going inwards some
more when yup.. there was a set of testicles there. I nearly puked, went to
the bar, got some water then got a cap home.... Nothing beats people with
1/2 a sex change.... The breasts were nice at least.
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Once I stopped caring about the world, I started to enjoy life.
----- Original Message -----
From: nat hawks <natbot@hotmail.com>
To: <Idm@hyperreal.org>
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 12:13 PM
Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/tales of grandeur
quoted 8 lines nice jason...
> nice jason...
>
> i got a good/bad story too... couple weekends ago me and me buds went out
> dancin in NYC to a brit-pop night... much fun, we snuck in whiskey to keep
> in cheap. very drunk. it's about 7am suddenly, i'm literally fall-down
> drunk and get picked up by this gay guy who is a friend of a friend and he
> offers to 'take me back to his place' cause i couldn't make it to the
> subway... so, not being gay, but being very drunk, i say ok. we go back
to
quoted 1 line his place. it's dark and messy and confusing and i fall asleep on his
> his place. it's dark and messy and confusing and i fall asleep on his
couch
quoted 3 lines in his room after he tries 'things'... ANYWAY, i wake up two hours later
> in his room after he tries 'things'... ANYWAY, i wake up two hours later
> 9:30am still piss drunk and i have to take a leak so bad it's shooting out
> of my raygun. it's still dark and i'm trying to find the bathroom but
have
quoted 4 lines absolutely no idea where i am or anything really. i look down and see a
> absolutely no idea where i am or anything really. i look down and see a
> garbage can and since i'm pissing my pants decide to just let loose... so,
> i'm pissing in this tin garbage can, and it's really loud... suddenly a
> light turns on and i'm in this guys' roomates bedroom. she's in bed about
4
quoted 2 lines feet away from me looking on in horror at my half naked body peeing in her
> feet away from me looking on in horror at my half naked body peeing in her
> garbage can. she gives me the third degree and i eventually clean it up
and
quoted 16 lines stumble out the door to find mcbreakfast... i did not make my hockey game
> stumble out the door to find mcbreakfast... i did not make my hockey game
> that day.
>
> just a little friday story to inspire...
>
> nat.
>
>
> >From: "Jason Stickel" <j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com>
> >To: natbot@hotmail.com, Warchild@djwarchild.com, Idm@hyperreal.org
> >Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes
> >Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:57:39 -0500
> >
> >
> >
> >NICE!!!! You are making my day much better. Check out this story of
what
quoted 3 lines happened to me last night. Fuckin' hysterical...
> >happened to me last night. Fuckin' hysterical...
> >
> >Last night I am just kickin' it like Bruce Lee at this little
neighborhood
quoted 40 lines joint when this hot Amazonian tall blonde taps me on
> >joint when this hot Amazonian tall blonde taps me on
> >the shoulder, introduces herself, and asks me if she
> >can buy me a shot. Obviously I'm not one to turn down
> >free liquor from gorgeous 21 year-old women, so
> >naturally I obliged. We talk a bit and, being the
> >gentleman I was pretending to be, I insist on paying
> >for the shots and thank her for the offer. Discussion
> >ensues and, for all intensive purposes, she turns out
> >to be a really cool person...
> >
> >Anyway, there is some flirting and a bit later she
> >comes back up to me and some friends and asks if she
> >can return the favor and buy me another shot.
> >Obviously. So we start talking and as the bartender
> >hands us a couple of Tequila shots I start to feel a
> >tingle or two of absolute love for this woman...she
> >orders Tequila for us? Excellent, right? Well there's
> >a catch...
> >
> >So as she hands me a shot she mentions in passing that
> >she has been sober for 3 weeks. I'm thinking
> >(glancing at her liquor)....oooooo-kay. Then she goes
> >into this diatribe about how her therapist tells her
> >she needs to be surrounded by good people in order to
> >"stay strong." Double oooooooooooooo-kay. So the
> >obvious question arises in regards to the alcohol.
> >Her response made things very clear when she informs
> >me that she is a coke addict and spent her rich daddy's college money on
> >blow for a 5 day bender before checking herself into rehab.
> >
> >So...long story short, we're getting married next
> >week.
> >
> >Where do they find me?
> >
> >J~
> >
> >
> >>From: "nat hawks" <natbot@hotmail.com>
> >>To: Warchild@djwarchild.com, j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com,
Idm@hyperreal.org
quoted 25 lines Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes
> >>Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes
> >>Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:44:35 -0500
> >>
> >>Q:why is Halloween a favorite holiday in the South (of america)?
> >>
> >>A:cause you get to PUMP-KIN
> >>
> >>knuck-kncu...
> >>
> >>ok, i'm on a roll...
> >>
> >>Q: what's better than getting a gold medal in the special olympics?
> >>
> >>.... give up?
> >>
> >>A: not being retarded!
> >>
> >>-king of trash.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
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