and on and on and on and on and on--
so we made it through,,,,,, me i'm long gone with a lighter
load----***/. well AS PROMISED april is the beginning of the end---- a
real WATERshed--= the butterflY turns into a caterpiG-type of STUFF//
of course in and around march you were spoiled__; with releases by THE
EXPERIENCE- Millenium doo,m and ALIEN PORNO MIDGETS
altitude/3"cd-=-==
firstly this month GURU JOSH WAS DELAYEd- so expect to see the BLUE
goatee beard in action in a sHOP near YOU SOON---- it;s a tragic
record and one which I personally reckon sees V/VM;s worst recorded
moment to date provided gratefully by ANIMAL who murders "whose LAW"-
so it now sounds like nothing else---. the worst is YET to come----
and so MARCh-- foot;n;mouth---- the PIGs here at V/VM were fine-- I
know a number of you were worried00 so far SO GOOd0000--- of course
THE LINK between VAST V/VM OUTPUT and the rise of FOOT'n'MOUF cannot
be ignored000 and currently investigations are underway to determine
whether their is eveidence to suggest a DIRECT link between V/VM and
the disease---./ on going--
OF COURse we discovered that part of the outbreak can be traced to the
QUEEN MOTHEr-and some dodgy argentinian BEEF that she wrapped around
her robotic left leg about 3 months BACK00000- all meat has now been
stripped and fed to her corgi;s who show no signs of BLACk sick at
this date--
ENOUGH- ENOUGH---- new releases as promised THIS MONTH aRE THE BEST
YET00 did a label that exists with so little, ever put out so much ???
and with such due abandonment ? we think NOT as we once again scrape
the barrel to PROVIDE YOU our trusty listener- with YET more AURal
gems the like of which you won;t get anywhere else----//
01---- / 3" CD/ MORPHINE 01 -
DR FRED PLAYS .....
his favourite medical drama theme tunes.
when we were approached with recordings of DR FRED shippedman;;;
playing his organ we realised that we had struck gold.. DR FREd of
course knows how to murder a good old TUNE and here for our benifit-
he takes his trusty NEEDLE and injects some much needed pain relief
into our musical veins---- A Real shocker awaits---- as before us FRED
butchers CASUALTY, QUINCY, YOUNG DOCTORS, E.R. and more on this 3"
CD------/// limited as ever----// available soon in a chemists NEAR
you- on prescription////- c/o morphine0
02------/ 7" / VVMT147
V/VMatchroom Mob
snooker loopy
OF course our love of snooker is well documented, the high breaks, the
tension, the beer drinking, the safety play, the whirlwind// willie
thornes' napper/-- the smooth cue action,, baulk*.. WELL finally all
can be found on this special 7" released to co-incide with this YEARs
world finals in sheffeild. A timely reworking of CHAS'N;DAVEs seminal
pile of old dough- SNOOKER LOOPy-, the 7" has a V/VM 147 mix of the
title track along with the original BELGIAN version, not to mention
the BBC snooker theme, and the ROMFORD RAP- (a 147 break for any big
snooker fan/*) All in all a real cracker of a 7"-- like one BIG doug
MOUNTJOy break----- special/
BUT WAIT there;s MORE TO this than meets the eye-- the rumour WAS
TRUE---
V/VM have indeed surpassed all SNOOKER expectation by
releasing VVMT147 on the following SNOOKER BALL coloured vinyls/#
WHITE/ RED/ YELLOW/ GREEN/ BROWN/ BLUE/ PINK/ BLACK vinyl.
each colour is numbered and limited to 147 copies only==== now who
else would do such a STUPID thing-- nobody-- that's why we are the
undisputed kings of the snooker WORLD and the most ridiculous record
label EVER--=OTHERS MAKE THIS CLAIM BUT DON'T DELIVER the
GOOds/BADS-===#===--- don't be fooled--- we are the worst// we are the
children--we are the ones who....... so kids GET Your cues OUT and we
hope you can find your favourite colour in the snooker HALLS/--,, IN
FACT TO BE AS CRAZY as us what you need to do is buy 15 reds, 15
blacks, all the colours and a white --and recreate the tension of
building YOUR own 147 maximum from the comfort of your table cloth.../
gloss paint-----// you can see it now---- john virgo, kirk stevens
getting high in the toilet cubicle in that white suit, dennis taylors
glasses and our old mate hurricane hoggins./ 00 yours to own soon-
CHALK IT.
03+04----------/HAT 01/ HAT 02 / 3" CD
V/VM
HelpAphexTwin 1.0 / HelpAphexTwin 2.0
we don't give a shit / because you don't give a fuck
WELL as if you didn't get more MEAT than any other label will hope to
release in a whole year in JUST one month these little BELTers turn up
out of the blue and red== ONCE AGAIN LED by VVMCPS here we find V/VM
helping our dear fiend Aphex Twin out of his current plight on 2
separate 3" CD's. It;s true APHEX needs all our help,, it;s been a
particularly depressing time for the BEARDed chipmunk and if we all
PULL togther he may make it through his darkest HOUR. SO on cd one we
find upgraded Versions of ALL yoUr FAVOurite AFLEX TRACks--
winduckyQuacker(licker/, , bouncy Balls, Hentolyn and more===== the
second CD features come to big daddy,, boots'N ' skirt and EVEN more
APHex madness===== both cd;s include all new HeLPAPhex tracks--
including the STANDOUT track "laughing all the way to his tank"-----//
it;s that special-----/// of course without YOUR help AND support of
this release it;s feared THAT tricky RICKY may not recover and as
stated above in TIMES like these we really need to show a UNIted front
AND just all prey together that his problems and INNEr turmoil
disappear/////====/// special sleeve artwork by a
designerINaPUBcalledRICKY.d/jims- ../ come on join our campaign--
"SAVE THE BEARDEd CHIPMUNk - HELP AN APHEx TWIN"-; send us your
messages of support--- in mails headlined "we want to help an aphex in
distress"= we'll p[ost them onto the web on your behalf and present
the bearded one with YOUR best wishes personally next time we;re down
the old bull and bush./ mush0-mush=- //
SO OF COURSE april/// the date cannot be denied=== APRIL FOOLS DAY---
but just who are the fools-???????????????
- DO ALL
OF THE above exist---- WOULD ANY LABEL BE AS STUPID TO RELEASE- DR
FRED, SNOOKER LOOPY (a 7"on 8 different coloured vinyls) and 2 x
HELPAPHEXTWIN CD:s== 4 RELEASES SO stupid in concepts--and SO close
to the bone// BUT not only this - ALL together IN one calender
MONTH-??????? remember KIDS it;s fools DAY--- FOOLS
DAY---////APRIL1st/ 2001===== IT MIGHT BE TRUE---- or it might be ONE
BIG FOOL-----/// BUT REALLY if it isn;t a JOKE then=only V/VM could
do IT---===== and WE MAY "just" may-/ Have pulled it off==== =
WE LOVE YOU ALL ^AND MISS YOU---ON FOOLS DAY====our favourite day/ DO
YOU DOUBT OUR WORD----??????
WE descended beyond all rational HOPE in APRIL ====/ the FUN STARTS
RIGHT NOW-- NOBODY WAS SAFE_- we warned all along//////// = right
now-- i'm out of here----- avoiding all THE FLAck----- lying LOW--
plotting the next targets00
it;s always OUR PLEASURe-- to do SO====//
AND the answers to the above are SIMPLe-and will be known to all who
turned UP IN BIRMINGHAM on Friday night to witness the worst LIVE SHOW
around ++++++===// IT's true smashing lap tops- bad performance. it;s
what was required---/;-= it's the way forward- smash your lap top///
00-*'/
as for live this month there;s nothing- except some dj'ing in ANTwerp
on the 7th of april/// i'll be drinking that hoegaarden for you
all*****/ five star-
SO TO re-cap/>>
whatever happened---?????
where did it all go wrong ????? and where will it end ??????#'
out of here---- V/VM
OVERVIEW OF NEW RELEASES >>>>
MARCH=
offal2000 - the experience CD
midget02 - alien porno midgets 3"CD
vvmcps01 - guru josh 7"
APRIL=
morphine01 - dr fred plays 3" CD
vvmt147 - snooker loopy 7"
(white/red/yellow/green/brown/blue/pink/black vinyls)
hat01 - helpaphextwin 3" CD (aka - we don't give a shit....)
hat02 - helpaphextwin 3" CD (aka - ....because you don't give a fuck)
MAY=
vvmt g/b - Janksy Noise 12"
vvmt20 - 7"
vvmt21 - 7"
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