V/VM*
the best worst label in the world lives on to butcher more- and live
in poverty to bring you these truely undescribable sounds highlighted
below-
WE STIll love you all from the bottom of our sick hearts-- thanks to
all you who have taken time out to send your wishes of sick love and
encouragement throughout this tough time- being abducted by shakin'
stevens sure was a low point- but your kind wordsand support have
helped us come to terms with our ordeal and realise there are many
worse things that could happen===== anyway I hope that explains our
non-contact of late==== as it is we;'re almost in december=== of
course we;ve been making up for lost time-- we;ve finally finished
building rod dodd our all purpose singing robot== more on him
at a later date==
also we had to cancel our london party due to the fact that london
has finally fucked up the transport network finally cutting the north
off-- what a shame- like we;re bothered----/// as it is we'll be with
you in spirit-**** to assimilate the night we would have provided, go
out on the 15th of december to the worst pub you know, drink too
much, be sick on a nice girl= leave in disgrace and embrace VVM****/'
ho ho- ho= hoegaarden is our favourite beer BY choice===special/
this means the final VVM live show of the year is next week in
rotterdam--at dodorama with cock esp//-- what a corker==== with timmy
and mark also in attendance anything could and probably
will happen***/-- expect some fun*and sickness there-then-
talking of which there is a limit on V/VM pa's in 2001- -this is
because we really want to concentrate on our MObile dj'ing--- if
anyone is interested in us dj'ing a wedding,,engagement,, birthday
party- anything simillar then get in touch-- you know we have all the
party classics and so do we,,,,//// just let us know and if we can
FIT IT IN we'll be there===== what a party that was= russ abott on a
12" we can;t beleive it -- they were the best dj's ever-==
oh and VVM;s ban on playing france (imposed after the french
banned british beef) will now be lifted=== as BSE is now rife our
point is made=====/// what can YOU say ???? what goes around comes
around00 it's revenge of the cattle and long overdue=== fighting back-
the meat strikes back***
so for now sit back one and all and peruse the new releases list- and
work out how it is we;re doing it and getting away with it-- we just
don;t know what is going on anymore=and neither does anyone else-- all
we know is that the cloning is beginning-- the virus has spread and
has infected well known musicians who know follow our meaty lead--
expect more clones next year- next year------
and rest assured in january there are 3 new releases to tickle your
tastebuds with*** infact 2001 is going to be a complete shocker- we'll
be out to upset every friend we ever made before completely
disappearing///// it's true=== not to mention our valentine treat//
so remember -- you can always subscribe to get all the V/VM
stuff for the year 2001--- the details from last years subscription
are still on site--- the price remains the same=== so go on treat
yourself to some of the butchers finest///
oh and sometime soon VVMT1 & 2 will be available for free download-
how about that for a bit of magic///== could it be magic now?????
so wrapping it up as old frankie boy used to say
"have yourself a merry little xmas-"=======
we'll be back in the new year spreading more lies===//a**=1=1#]
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BVB09 - V/VM with HEIN O (7")
a tribute record to the Borussia Dortmund
Football team which won the 1997 UEFA Champions
League. this is the biggest electronic farce
ever and once again shows V/VM's versatility
to be equally at home on the football pitch
as the turntable. Surely the best football
record release ever /destined to start the new craze
of waving beef sausages on the worlds footballing
terraces---mexican sausage wave/.
vinyl pressed in borussia;s colours/==
sing your pigs hearts out for the lads+++++++
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BUTCHER02 - POSH SPLICED / SPILLER (7")
once again showcasing the fact that V/VM lead
the way when it comes to current copyright abuse
and reprocessing of the BIGGEST tracks around-
others try to emulate but are let down by lack of
VVMCPS support,, remember only those BUTCHERED
releases bearing the VVMCPS insignia are true
BUTCHERED products designated unfit for human
consumption////////
we are pleased to announce the re-release of
POSH SPlICED and SPILLER on one easy to play
7" vinyl record. Sit back with us as we re-enact
the push for uk-number one slot which made us all
feel sick,, will it be posh or spiller who
comes out on top , who knows and who cares/?
but once again we;ve had them away in glorious
technicolour////- another triumph for VVMCPS
the copyright legal system which allows us
exclusive access to work with todays biggest
names==,, what a lift off//
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OFFAL04 - THE GREEN DOOR (CD)
well it had to happen,, we were abducted by
shakin' stevens and forced behind his green
door, this cd was supposed to be a label
compilation but our hopes of that were ended
as shakey himself took it upon himself to
compile the audio featured,,/ it;s far to
traumatic to go into here------ at least you
only have to pay a fiver to find out what
happened behind there -
it;s a full length cd ^for a fiver/ you can
only go wrong-- and it does go wrong/
featuring some released but mainly new stuff-
includes - shakey, cannon&ball, a crab convinced
it;s craig david, loin el glitchie, jim bergerac
and many more///a perfect stocking filler==/
talking of which-
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OFFAL05 - THE V/VM CHRISTMAS PUDDING (CD)
it was inevitable== after missing out last year
we felt compelled to revisit all of our old
favourite xmas tracks and give them that little
bit of sparkle associated with all vvm releases.
Father Christmess is dead and rudolph fell off
the roof in despair=== what a way to start the
festive season
It;s true a 22 track CD celebration of all
unreleased XMAS fayre. A true WAKE--- one for
christmas day after the queens speach,,,,/ the
pudding has them all on there- and features our
special DJ SPOOKY xmas tribute track for which
we enlisted the help of dame edna everage---
what a CRACKER===== nat king cole sounds ill,
paul mcartknees frog chorus are abucted by pigs
who then form the hog chorus -just what is going on,
bing has a broken collarbone and slade are
mauled by rod dodd=== this is once again made
possible thanks to VVMCPS=== celebrate christmess
with us in style**...
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VVMT14 - THE V/VM CHRISTMAS CRACKER (7")
not content with a cd, this limited 7" single
sees us work again with the best,, teaming up with
ex-pat GARRY'S GLITTER to record a cuban rework
of his childish xmas track "another cuban rock'n'roll xmas"-
what a lift off- pull his cracker indeed//
then onto banned AID's "do they know it's christmas time?"
another scorcher of a christmas past. ROD DODD appears
and makes his debut on V/VM as our very own hand built
ROBOT sings wham;'s last xmas (again)-, and then dear
old freddies MERCury is dug up to be propped up by
Brian MAY's hair as he sings for the last time until
next time= "thank pig it's christmas"- what a record/// so many
stars-- how can other labels compete with such an array
of decomposing talent----
a VERY MERRY xmas to you all----/
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one day other labels mailouts will be as exciting as this==
forget designers rebulic,, more like get down to the pub with
rick astley is what we say= three cheers for the
newton-le-willows crooner= raise your glasses with us//
drinking hoegaarden over xmas and new year on your behalf/
V/VM*
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V/Vm Test Records.
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V/Vm c/o - 205 Edgeley Road, Edgeley, Stockport.
SK3-0TL. UNITED KINGDOM.
Web - brainwashed.com/vvm
Telephone - +44 (0)161 480 5845.
E-Mail - vvm@v-vm.demon.co.uk
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