This subinteresting piece of drivel was faxed to me from Silent Records.
Somehow, I believe that Kim Cascone wrote it (see #15).
_Ambient Music; The Facts?_
1. ambient music is not always ambient house
2. ambient music was invented by the ocean
3. ambient music is not new age music
4. ambeint music is not dance music
5. ambient is a new buzzword that everyone will be using in six months when
describing music
6. ambient music is what you listen to at 6 am
7. ambient music is impossible to constrain within the limitations of the 12"
club playable single
8. ambient music is what angels meditate to
9. ambient music is the music of the spheres
10. ambient music is not boring
11. ambient music has something to do with morphogenic resonance
12. ambient music was not invented by the orb or brian eno
13. ambient music is what you hear when you are not listening
14. ambient music is the sound of making love to the wind and talking to the
stars
15. ambient music is created by the Heavenly Music Corporation
16. ambient music is the first major musical movement of the 20th century
17. ambient music will outlive all trendy genres
18. ambient music has come to save your soul