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Alan Lockett
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Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:23:31 +0100
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Re: [idm] The Real mxyzptlk vs. theREALmxyzptlk
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Thanks for this. Phew. So that's the mxyzptlk Word. And they say your country has no sense of history <grin> Goodness me, an Amurikan?! And you can spell! <arch look> Well, blow me down if I'm not all agog with being a part of this little shuttle of International Cultural Exchange - a thrillingly asynchronous instalment of what was no doubt meant when the Net Pioneers talked in visionary manner years back, with faraway looks of semi-entrancement on their eyes, mindstreaming Grand Metanarratives of P2P Data-orgies onto their brainscreens. If knowledge is power, then I go forth into the world today galvanised, be it ever so minimally, by this meme-like injection from that Great Country of yours - the United States of Batman (USB) (Only connect...) Now enough of this balderdash, can we talk about something more on-topic like how Type records have gone off and signed some half-arsed Swedish post-post-rock band, thus officially declaring the label no longer a safe haven for lovers of Quality Electronica by cravenly opening its doors to invasion by a mutant strain of the deleterious Godspeed/Mogwai/Mono/Explosionsinthesky virus? <http://www.typerecords.com/releases/full.php?id=15> (Loud Bit over) (Quiet Bit now) (get ready for another Loud Bit soon) alan P.S. Is 'howdy' due for a comeback, y'know, on the back of Brokeback Mountain-mania? (hmmm... too many backs there... backing out). Yee haw. --On 05 April 2006 04:01 +0000 wobbly <spacewalker@juno.com> wrote:
quoted 86 lines Hi Alan> Hi Alan > or should I say "Howdy" coz I'm Amurikan? > > Forewarned is forearmed. Just so you know who we're dealing with, here's > the REAL all-consonant moniker meaning: > > Mister Mxyzptlk is the name used on Earth by a devilish being from > another plane of reality, different from our own, which he calls the > "Fifth Dimension." Through means known only to him,, Mxyzptlk entered > into our reality, assuming the appearance of a distinctly handsome > Earthman. Calling himself Ben DeRoy, he used his powers first to entrance > Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane, and then to sporadically terrorize the > people of Metropolis, all in an effort to lure Superman out into the > open. When Superman appeared to deal with his devilry, DeRoy confronted > the Man of Steel, transforming himself into a bizarre little gnome-like > being. In this form, he introduced himself as a gamester and gambler, a > superior being who had come to Earth specifically to match himself > against Metropolis's champion. Taking the name "Mxyzptlk" (pronounced > miks-ye-pit'I-ik), he issued a challenge to Superman: Mxyzptlk would use > his powers to throw Metropolis into a state of utter chaos, and would > leave only if Superman could some-how induce him to speak, spell, or > write his chosen name backwards. > > Unable to stop Mxyzptlk by physical means, Superman finally presented him > with a gigantic typewriter and dared him to type his name again. When > Mxyzptlk did so, the letters K-L-TP Z-Y X-M appeared on the machine, > which had been rigged to work in reverse. Infuriated, Mxyzptlk left > forhis native dimension. > > Ninety days later, when the dimensional interfaces were next in > alignment, Mxyzptlk retumed to Earth, appearing this time in southern > California. When Superman again confronted Mr. "Mxy," the gnome announced > that he was changing the rules of his "game:' Under the new rules, he > would leave only if he could be induced to paint his own face blue. Once > again, Superman managed to tum the tables on Mxyzptlk and send him on his > way. > > Mxyzptlk returned for a third time during Superman's period of self-exile > in space. Unable to find his old opponent, Mxyzptlk confronted Lex > Luthor, who flatly refused to play by the demon's rules. Instead, Luthor > embarked on a plan of lies and deception which so offended Mxyzptlk that > he left Earth, vowing never to retum. > > Eventually, Mxyzptlk changed his mind, retuming to engineer an > around-the-world foot race between Superman and the Flash. In an attempt > to emulate Luthor, Mxyzptlk told the runners that he would leave if > Superman won the race, while promising himself that he would leave only > if the Flash won. To his astonishment, the Flash did win. Caught up in > his own twisted logic, Mxyzptlk departed in a cloud of smoke. > > Ninety days later, Mxyzptlk chose to invade a different plane of reality. > Not wishing to miss a chance to torture Superman, though, he created his > own crimson-hued version of Kryptonite and transported it to Lex Luthor. > This Red Kryptonite fell into Luthor's possession with the message that > the rock would make the businessman and Superman physical equals. There > was one catch ? Lex could not reveal Mxyzptlk's involvement to the Man of > Steel. Luthor accepted the terms, and was delighted to discover that > Mxyzptlk's gift had trans-formed Superman into an ordinary man. In a > confrontation with Clark Kent, however, Luthor gloated that Mr. Mxyzptlk > had created the Red K, unaware that the reporter was the de-powered > Superman. With that revelation, the process was automatically reversed, > and Kent regained his powers. > > The unpredictable Mxyzptlk continues to plot and scheme in his home > dimension, awaiting future opportunities to bring terror and confusion to > an unsuspecting world. > > POWERS & WEAPONS > > The power wielded by Mr. Mxyzptlk is derived from a fifth-dimensional > science so far beyond anything known on Earth that it appears to be > magic. Mxyzptlk "magic" is unrelated to any kind of sorcery, and it is > uncertain to what extent ? if any --Mxyzptlk himself possesses superhuman > powers. But however he does it, Mxyzptlk can do virtually anything ? from > animating inanimate objects to spontaneously creating matter from > nothingness ? and Superman is as vulnerable to his power as is any human > being. > > Mxyzptlk's gnome-like appearance is the closest we can come to perceiving > his actual fifth-dimensional form. > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org > For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org >
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