Paramount: If people are talking during your show then fucking turn that
motherfucker up and get wailing. People do not talk in the house of 108+db.
They might stand there and be bored but they'll have to go outside to hit on
each other. Yes, I'm all about busting the house woofers just to stop some
guy with a tucked-in button-down shirt from getting play. I am a bitter man,
with tinnitis.
Beta: Boring is boring because I think it's boring, unless you think it's
not, and then we have a fight over who's smarter. Thanks guys. I mean
really. I want you inside me.
i. The real reason electronic music is boring, of course, is because the
lyrics are not exciting. They need to be more like 'I saw the weather girl
at the club last night/ I am made of water and meat/ You can't stop me, I
know tae kwan do'
ii. So if anybody needs help writing lyrics I'm your man as you can see.
Lastly, as a federal employee I am not allowed to comment on whether or not
we plan to bomb LA, but personally it's not the worst idea I've ever heard
even if Vegas really ought to go first.
Tom
P.S. the RjD2 album, as noted by many previously, is not boring; in fact
it's quite good. Thanks for all of you who burned it into my forebrain over
the past months, causing me to pick it up on sight.
P.P.S. the new Cassius is hilarious. I have not listened to a record this
much fun since the new Flaming Lips album came out, which I also advise
listening to. The remainder of October's album funds has been redirected to
Peter Gabriel's backcatalogue and dodgy Bhangra CDs. Wheee.
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