[idm] God Bless America: www.whitehouse.org ////// "someone" bless us citizens, i sincerely sympathize
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quoted 1 line dunno why but after reading that message I followed links and arrived to that> dunno why but after reading that message I followed links and arrived to that
Whitehouse site. I can't believe what i read, is that for real ? Knew that Bush was
hoping to become master of the world, but to be such an ignorant is incredible. Now i
realise that he surely believes America to be the first and leading country in the
world... "someone" bless us citizens, i sincerely sympathize >
PRESIDENT APPOINTS FAMILY PLANNING AMBASSADOR TO PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
Remarks by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Today I address
the people of America all the way from Asia, where I
have come to talk with some of the world's most
important Orientals - who are so famous because
of the excellent carpeting they make. Yesterday, I
visited Japan, where I shared my expertise on
world finance. Today, I will travel to South Korea,
producer of the laughably girlish Hyundai
automobiles, where I will negotiate strict new
licensing agreements for M*A*S*H collectibles. And
tomorrow, I will move on to China, where I will be proud to
formally introduce Mrs.
Andrea Yates as America's Family Planning Ambassador to
that vast land of horny
communist karaoke singers.
Now everyone knows that China has too many people. You take
half the world's
population, jam it into an armpit country no bigger than my
own home state of Texas,
and of course you end up with two or three billion people
with nothing better to eat than
rusty old cans of LaChoy Chicken Chow Mein. I mean, these
are people who start
copulating with anything with a hole and heartbeat by the
time they're seven years old!
Now, the Chinaman government has made many attempts to
address overpopulation
within its borders. Unfortunatlely, since they are an evil
regime of cowardly atheist
communist mongoloids, the best they could come up with was
state-sponsored
abortions and handing out about a trillion free cock socks.
Hello? Earth to Deng
Xiaoping! Any good rancher will tell you, if you've got too
many calves in the barn, you
don't try talking to the bulls and the heifers - you make
veal! And that's why I'm so happy
to dispatch Mrs. Andrea Yates (American True Patriot
#61933-JESUS-109) to Beijing,
where her unique family planning experience and talents
will doubtless be of
tremendous value to the Chinaman government.
Now before some liberal screaming mimi in the press corps
beats me to it, I want to
point out that until today, the millions of dollars in soft
money contributions I accept from
right-wing Christian groups has required that I be against
family planning. Some will
see a contradiction here. To them I say, I will continue to
assert there is no contradiction
until such time as enough Friends-watching vegetards out
there actually believe me.
Not unlike myself, Ambassador Yates is a courageous Texan
who marches to her own
drum. When the feminists tried to tell her she was equal to
a man, Andrea said "I will not
go down on your lesbian propaganda!" When the
psychoiatrists tried to tell her she was
sick in the head, Andrea said "I will not fall victim to
the liberal myth of mental illness!"
And when her gluttonous children ate so much it looked like
they might have to accept
public assistance, Andrea said "Sooner would I swamp my own
progeny than to suckle
parasitically at the Democrat-established Federal Cash
Tit!" In short, Andrea is a great
believer in life, liberty, and the American way. And for
that we salute her. (Applause.)
This morning, a newly-pardoned Andrea is on her way to
Beijing, where she will begin
immediate consultation with the Chinamen government on
creating all-new and
effective strategies for dealing with an obscene excess of
non-Christian,
non-Caucasian life. I'm sure she'll do swimmingly.
Thank you - and God Bless.
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