oh fucken hell...i just fell off of my chair.
that's just too much.
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quoted 7 lines Use this handy template:
> Use this handy template:
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>
> > > man, [previously used phrase describing artist A] my ass!
> > >
> > > this [expletive] sucks. i just heard "[release X]", and just like
> > > [artist B]'s "[latest work]" this stuff is straight potty. right down
to
quoted 6 lines the crappy artwork. yeh, let's have another flash-inspired
> > > the crappy artwork. yeh, let's have another flash-inspired
> > > simplistic, meaningless, omniscient sense of self-worth indicating
> > > graphic design piece for a shitloaded digipack. i need another one.
> > > to put on my collectible/fragile part of the cd shelf. which is now
> > > buckling under the weight of this incredibly dense field of dsp krap
> > > that goes just absolutely nowhere. ahem, [melodies/beats/emotion],
please?
quoted 2 lines sounds like a [quantity of substance artist known to use] being [verb
> > >
> > > sounds like a [quantity of substance artist known to use] being [verb
+
quoted 7 lines a reference to a geographically created "scene"],
> > a reference to a geographically created "scene"],
> > > hunh? all i hear is how those guys are so cool, and nice, and how
> > > they [verb + artist C]... and don't even let me get started on
> > > [artist C]. the day they left their
> > > [style from which said artist has now progressed] style on [1st album]
> > was a sad day
> > > indeed. "[release X]" should have been called that because [insert
pun
quoted 11 lines or phrase incorporating release X's title and how it relates to the
> > or phrase incorporating release X's title and how it relates to the
> > content sucking]. it's about
> > > as boring as it gets.
> > >
> > > c'mon, lets hear some more of that '[old shit that is a copy of
> > something older]' [hip term for artist A to show that critic still
> > respects them]!
>
>
>
> Now its your turn to fill in the blanks and let me know that you don't
like
quoted 12 lines something. Because everyone's fucking dying to know what you don't like...
> something. Because everyone's fucking dying to know what you don't like...
>
>
> -
> jA!
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