Wow, thanks Jeremy! We should distribute this template to new and jaded
posters alike :D
derek
On 31 Oct 2001, jeremy axon doth wrote:
quoted 7 lines Use this handy template:> Use this handy template:
>
>
> > > man, [previously used phrase describing artist A] my ass!
> > >
> > > this [expletive] sucks. i just heard "[release X]", and just like
> > > [artist B]'s "[latest work]" this stuff is straight potty. right
down to
quoted 9 lines the crappy artwork. yeh, let's have another flash-inspired> > > the crappy artwork. yeh, let's have another flash-inspired
> > > simplistic, meaningless, omniscient sense of self-worth indicating
> > > graphic design piece for a shitloaded digipack. i need another one.
> > > to put on my collectible/fragile part of the cd shelf. which is now
> > > buckling under the weight of this incredibly dense field of dsp krap
> > > that goes just absolutely nowhere. ahem, [melodies/beats/emotion],
> please?
> > >
> > > sounds like a [quantity of substance artist known to use] being [verb
+
quoted 5 lines a reference to a geographically created "scene"],> > a reference to a geographically created "scene"],
> > > hunh? all i hear is how those guys are so cool, and nice, and how
> > > they [verb + artist C]... and don't even let me get started on
> > > [artist C]. the day they left their
> > > [style from which said artist has now progressed] style on [1st
album]
quoted 2 lines was a sad day> > was a sad day
> > > indeed. "[release X]" should have been called that because [insert
pun
quoted 7 lines or phrase incorporating release X's title and how it relates to the> > or phrase incorporating release X's title and how it relates to the
> > content sucking]. it's about
> > > as boring as it gets.
> > >
> > > c'mon, lets hear some more of that '[old shit that is a copy of
> > something older]' [hip term for artist A to show that critic still
> > respects them]!
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