hello mother fucker!
i've been reading this list for a long time, and lately you apeared, and i've noticed that from all the messages on the list YOURS are the stupidiest! but i didn't expect from you what you said today! i know that you're in the UK, and so am I, and at the moment i just wanna kick your ass!!! get the fuck out of this list and if i'll meet you someday in real life i'll make it unforgatable for you. PROMISE.
to all the rest, sorry about what i said, but i couldn't seat here without saying anything.
-sasha