Ani Difranco is a militant lesbian Communist whose Daddy made her do
horrible things as a child, like wear pretty floral dresses and go to
Sunday School. As a result, she has a lot of unresolved bitterness, which
manifests itself in changing her hair color every four-to-six minutes.
She also writes original folk ballads. Consider the following piece,
entitled, "If I Had A Dick I'd Rape You In The Ass, Too":
CHING CHINGACHINGACHING CHING, CHING
CHING CHINGACHINGACHING, CHING CHING CHING
or the fondly mnemonic tune, "Die, You Gravy-Sucking Porkrind":
CHING CHINGACHINGACHING CHING, CHING
CHING CHINGACHINGACHING, CHING CHING CHING
or the briefly orgisatic, if somewhat steely-bluish-greyish-brown opus,
"There's A Bobbypin Shoved Up My Cunt":
CHING CHINGACHINGACHING CHING, CHING
CHING CHINGACHINGACHING, CHING CHING CHING
As is plainly clear, the power and diversity of this one-woman manhating
machine cannot be denied, because if it is, she'll stomp your head in with
her steel-toed Doc Martens.
m@2zo
www.thechisa.com
On Wed, 25 Jul 2001,
http://www.promoozz.org wrote:
quoted 15 lines don't kill me, who 's ani diFranco ?
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