that was great...
(really...I vigorously masturbated & chuckled feverishly to myself)
do you like methamphetamines?
just checking.
quoted 71 lines From: "Dr. Robot" <thatweirdkid@hotmail.com>
>From: "Dr. Robot" <thatweirdkid@hotmail.com>
>To: idm@hyperreal.org
>Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2000 01:35:05 -0500
>Subject: [idm] the night before aphex
>
>ok so i didnt even spell check it, but here it is.
>
>
>THE NIGHT BEFORE APHEX
>by tangible
>
>
>
>the night before aphex and all through the house.
>not a creature was stirring, not even modest mouse.
>the vynal was placed on the tables with care,
>with the hopes that ol james soon would be there.
>no cookies left out, but a laptop instead
>with a fat bowl of trees to lighten the head.
>with me in my hoodie, and saw 2 playing low,
>i layed down to rest before the soon to come show.
>when out in the yard there came a noise mighty loud,
>only a nut with an amplifier could make such a sound.
>so over to the window i went to see what was up
>and wouldnt you believe this sick little pup.
>sure enough he was waiting right there outside,
>with an 8 ton tank, that nobody could hide.
>he had strapped to the front a speaker so big,
>it was larger than mr bungles entire rig.
>he popped out of the top with the patented smirk
>and a remote he grabbed out from the pocket of his shirt.
>he pushed just one button and let me tell you,
>nothing could compare ot the sound that it drew.
>squealing and scratching and loud as can be,
>he laughed all the way till my neighbors came to see.
>he looked at them all as they cursed him aloud,
>some even threw doggy poop and he began to frown.
>he began to murmer somthing and im not sure what it was,
>but i think i have a good idea because,
>he grabbed the remote and turned on a knob,
>and with that came a gift for the now angry mob.
>from within the speaker came a seven hrtz. tone,
>and from the crowd came a god awfull moan.
>the noise made their tummies do a weird little dance,
>and suddenly they started to shit in their pants!
>oh what a site i saw on this night,
>old yuppies and seniors wiggling in fright.
>and just as the mob began to disapear,
>ol richard james said "my work is done here".
>and just as loud as when he came in,
>he left with his noises blaring again.
>just before out of my range,
>he peeked right on out of the tank once again.
>and with a great yelp his final little quip,
>"i just want some milk from the milkmans wifes titts".
>
>
>happy holidays,
>mike
>www.8bitpeoples.com
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>
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