Re: [idm] Boston FUCKING Massachusetts (Warp Lighthouse Party)
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quoted 5 lines From: FLAT EARTH JIHAD <xdrquinnx@flatearthjihad.com>>From: FLAT EARTH JIHAD <xdrquinnx@flatearthjihad.com>
>To: idm@hyperreal.org
>Subject: [idm] Boston FUCKING Massachusetts (Warp Lighthouse Party)
>Date: Sat, Nov 4, 2000, 5:41 PM
>quoted 66 lines Hey, what's up, you little punks? I hope you're IDM list members because> Hey, what's up, you little punks? I hope you're IDM list members because
> the Flat Earth Jihad wants you to fully understand the magnitude of our
> hatred for you. You annoying little fuckers were behind us in line at the
> Warp Lighthouse Party. While standing in line for upwards of an hour was
> an ordeal, it was made truly unbearable by your idiotic chattering. For
> almost a full hour, we listened to you babbling in your stupid Wesley
> Willis voices. That may have been mildly funny 4-5 years ago, but it's not
> funny now.
>
> This part goes out especially to you, you skinny little four-eyed,
> hat-wearing bitch.. Nobody cares that you're attending the Warp show on a
> fucking grant from Who-The-Fuck-Ever School for Obnoxious Bastards. Nobody
> cares that if you buy a bottle of water at the Warp show, your school is
> paying for it. Nobody cares that you're from Boston FUCKING Massachusetts
> - not even those French guys who acted like they wanted to talk to
> you! Hey, guess what: they only talked to you so that they could cut into
> the line. In fact, after they passed by you in line, they were talking
> shit about how annoying you were. And, while I didn't hear the people
> behind you, I think we can safely assume they hated you too. You have no
> idea how close I was to ripping that stupid hat off of your head and
> cramming it down your throat just so that you'd shut the fuck up.
>
> Oh, and here's a message for your short, geeky friend with the pathetic,
> pre-pubescent beard: my girlfriend considers you to be the most irritating
> person on the face of the Earth. Furthermore, she finds your appearance
> repulsive - particularly your sad attempt to grow a beard. You're
> obviously incapable of growing a proper beard, so please just give up and
> shave it off because you're one Metallica shirt away from looking like a
> junior-high metal kid.
>
> We feel sorry for the other people who were with the two of you. It was
> clear by their silence just how embarassed they were to be associated with
> you. We imagine that their fondest wish at the time was to crawl under a
> rock and die. Instead, they (as well as everyone else in line) had to
> endure the longest hour of their lives. People like you give Americans a
> bad name abroad. You're an embarassment to yourselves as well as the rest
> of the nation.
>
> Oh, and congratulations on getting put in your place by my girlfriend when
> you tried to cut in front of us. I'm sure the crowd of onlookers thought
> you guys looked like some big men being told off by a 5'5, 105lb girl.
>
> You're lucky you didn't run into us inside the show, away from the watchful
> eye of security. We can only hope that the short time you spent within
> earshot of security personnel was enough to annoy them to the point where
> they would deny you entrance. The show had enough problems without you in
> there irritating everyone.
>
> In conclusion, it is our sincerest wish that on your return flight to
> Boston FUCKING Massachusetts, you were seated in front of people as
> annoying as yourselves. And you, four-eyes - if you're still in London,
> watch your back. The London arm of the Flat Earth Jihad will be watching
> and waiting. We'll cut you a little slack this time because you didn't
> realize you were in line behind the Flat Earth Jihad - but we won't be so
> forgiving next time.
>
> You've been warned,
>
> FLAT EARTH JIHAD
>
>
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