V/Vm -- //data*up-link -- 003**
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"hey baby,, we;re so right for each other=== what
more do you want we have goose fat, the lights are
low and we;re getting all romantic==,,
love YOU ALL- miss YOU- love YOU-"
of course it;s been to long an absence, but of course
absence makes the heat grow fondled. it;s true=
ANYWAY finally after many delays SICK LOVE is available,
they tried to stop its distribution, but of course with
VVMCPS on our side SICK-LOVE conquered all,,,
of course our plans were hampered by OUR abduction.
Another truth, and it was a shocker, to be abducted is
one thing, but when it;s by SHAKIN' STEVENS it's all too
much. That story will be told another time///
FOR now we;re all SICK-LOVED up, and have sickness to
share in abundance, and that's only half of it=====
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OFFAL03 - SICK LOVE (CD)
a real triumph for V/VM and VVMCPS our own copyright
service. It was a tough road and a long road with
twists and turns, with more bends than snake pass= but
then love never runs smoothly. ALL those LOVED UP egos,
we got in the biggest, from our old Walrus fish eating
crooner BAZZA white to JOHN 'i'd have been sixty' LEnnon
we've had them all through our unique SICK LOVE FILTER.
The first results of this can be found on SICK LOVE.
THIS IS NOT A FUNNY CD, and should not be seen as funny.
It is diseased, loose and ready to infect at any
opportunity. SICK LOVE is universal,, SICK LOVE could
run and run and run and run and run.
what first appears funny has long term side effects, the likes
of which have never been seen.
SOON 10 additional tracks will be available to download
for free from the web site// all exclusive LOVE anthems.
We know we are messing with forces which may engulf, but
it really is our duty to expose the LOVE, the SICKNESS--
with your support we can change the way LOVE music is
listened to forever======
ONE FOR ALL THE FAMILY*****
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MIDGET01- ALIEN PORNO MIDGETS (7"-LP)
Finally the MIDGETS released some of their unique
"high altitude" recordings. As ever they have perfected
their own version of hawaiian music which can be found
on this debut LP. Featuring 7 tracks the midgets even
drafted in ELVIS to croon his way through that old
MIDGET favourite "blue hawaii". HULA a plenty and
pressed on the nicest looking yellow vinyl we ever saw.
did somebody say limited ??????
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COMPETITION<
on the last mailout we aimed to give away 10 copies of
Lady In Red/all night long 7"- unfortunately because of
OUR SHAKEY abduction episode we still have to mail out
the winners,, therefore we are now extending the
competition to include a free SICK LOVE CD as well, all
original entrants are in the HAT and in with a chance
of winning both releases...
To make a late claim on the products, simply e-mail us
the answer to the following multiple choice QUIZ question >>
either a, b or c*
what is autechre's favourite jelly flavour ?
(a) strawberry (b)aluminium (c)lemon
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LIVE
you may be able to catch V/VM Alive very soon at the
following places wearing chicken and heart outfits//
for exact information please e-mail us and we'll try
and help out*
OCTOBER 6th - BELFAST catalyst arts.
OCTOBER 9th - YORK university.
OCTOBER 13th - GRONINGEN holland
OCTOBER 28th - HUESCA spain
NOVEMBER 17th- LEEDS termite festival
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FORTHCOMING---
of course there are so many rumours,,, the follow
up to BUTCHER01- code : BUTCHER02, will be available
in november, no details are available BUT YOU know
once again we have worked with the best/worst of
today's pop musicians to bring you an absolute
cracker.
This will be preceeded by DORTMUND1997.
A special 7" tribute record to BORUSSIA DORTMUND football
team by V/VM which commemorates their success in the 1997
european champions league final.
DETAILS about both of those records along with OFFAL04
will be mailed soon,,,
AND of course with those nights drawing in who could forget
Christmas is coming soon-- last year we missed out,
this year we're BACK and we have the leader of the gang on
OUR side**/humbug=/
THE REST IS classified for now, and it;s best YOU DON;t know
what we;re UPTO -- trust US- you are safer that way
get in touch if you have anything to say to US* or are moved
by how much we love you all*
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V/VM CURRENT TOP 5 <<
1/ VENGABOYS - cheekah bow bow
2/ BOBBY CRUSH - double decker party
3/ SUGARBABES- overload
4/ SHAKIN STEVENS- green door
5/ DR DEATH- injected with a poison
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