wear fake mustache and leisure suit
make picket fence out of toothpicks
buy ball park franks and throw them at people
mike a blender and make milkshakes
let live lobsters crawl around on the stage for no particular reason.
(these are all things that ive seen done from time to time.)
get two white bengal tigers and put them in cages on either side of the
stage. give them microphones and get t hem pissed off/run their angry
snarls and growls through a drum machine-type gate.
uh.
yes.
j five doin time on your dime.