Fuck Star Wars. I've had so much of it it makes me sick. Can't anyone
think of a new idea? Anyone ever hear the Star Wars Electric Moog
Orchestra album from 1977? What's the fucking difference between that
and star wars d&b? Or the difference between star wars d&b and Sesame
Street Fever or Pat Boone doing heavy metal? It's all just rehashing old
shit in a new way to be gen-x ironic or something.
Oooh, pop culture is so cool, man!
Ooooh, the 70's/80's are so cool!
It's so ironic! Irony is so coooool, man! It's like, you know, things
which aren't really even interesting or any good at all can actually be
cool if you're ironic about it, man.
Schoolhouse rock and ernie and bert and star wars and dukes of hazard
and grease and fonzie and super sugar crisp and charlies angels can all
get together and have a big party in my ironic ass.