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From:
Chris Fahey
To:
'IDM'
Date:
Wed, 29 Jan 1997 09:44:46 -0500
Subject:
RE: (idm) RE: Schoolhouse Rock
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Excuse me!
quoted 74 lines -----Original Message----->-----Original Message----- >From: Lazlo Nibble [SMTP:lazlo@swcp.com] >Sent: Tuesday, January 28, 1997 11:00 PM >To: idm@hyperreal.com >Subject: (idm) RE: Schoolhouse Rock > >>> In other words, when you're nostalgic about things it's because you >>> appreciate quality when you see it, but when other people are nostalgic >>> about things, it's because they're insecure fuckups without lives. >> >> No, when I like something that happens to be old it's not nostalgia. When >> you like something BECAUSE it's old, then that's nostalgia. Please don't >> tell me that Happy Days was a good TV show, or that Duran Duran was a >> good band or that Atari Combat is as good a game to Mario 64.. > >I'm sorry, I'd forgotten that the Fahey Committee had deemed "Happy Days", >Duran Duran, and old Atari cartridges unsuitable for the attention of young >moderns. I'll be sure to toss out all my DD CDs and 2600 carts (never was a >big "Happy Days" fan) because you don't like them -- you are, after all, >the arbiter of Appropriate Taste for all generations, past and present. > >> It's okay to realize that something that seemed cool when you were a kid >> is not cool now, or that something that seemed dorky to you as a kid is >> cool now. > >It's okay? Really? Can I get that in writing? > >Is it also okay to enjoy or not enjoy things for their own sake, regardless >of >whether or not they're "kEwL!"? I want to be sure, because, ya know, that's >pretty much how I like to do things, and I'd be sorely disappointed if you >decided that wasn't "KhO0l". I'd have to, like, realign my outlook on life >and stuff, and I was really looking forward to being able to see Star Wars in >a theatre again this weekend so I hope you can let me know whether that's >"qUuLe" enough before I buy my ticket. I'm counting on you for this, Chris! > >> I think that one of the biggest reasons for nostalgia, and the reason it >> feels so good for many people, is that it is an affirmation that you were >> interesting when you were a kid, and that the things that shaped you are >> enduring treasures. > >I get it -- people don't *really* "like" Star Wars or Duran Duran, they're >just being tricked into THINKING they "like" Star Wars or Duran Duran by a >combination of mammalian imprinting and clever market manipulation! Wow, >it's >all so clear to me now: nobody but you is capable of independent thought! > >Well, here's something for you to use that massive brain on for a while: why >do you feel the urge to loudly and publicly degrade things that other people >like, do, and think? Is it maybe just a way of affirming (tricking yourself >into thinking) that you're more "interesting" than All Those Pathetic Idiots >Out There Who Like Things You Don't, when in fact you're really just trying >to >distract us away from noticing that you're Horribly Afraid That People Might >Make Fun Of You For Liking What You Like?) > >> I think that if everyone asked themselves before they bought the >>"Schoolhouse >> Rocks" CD last year "Is this even remotely good music?", that half of them >> would not have bought it. > >You're right, they would have been much better off just randomly splatting >their money away at the kinds of "really new, really innovative stuff" you >buy, because as you're carefully established through a rigorous series of >analyses, that "stuff" is "almost always good!" > >Meanwhile, I'll gladly stack "Three Is A Magic Number" up against "I Feel >Love" any day of the week. > >(Criswell Predicts: Now it's time for Chris to try to excuse his dismissive, >insulting horseshit by claiming that it was was "just his opinion".) > >-- >::: Lazlo (lazlo@swcp.com; http://www.swcp.com/lazlo)