Werk One is out now.
Steal from your friends! Mug an old lady! Sell your clothes! Unless your local independent record shop are a miserly bunch, you can get your hands on a copy of the Werk One EP right now for less than no more than £6. That's the equivalent of 4 cans of Special Brew, 2 bog-standard ecstasy pipes or a hand shandy from a crackwhore on Brixton Hill. In other words: it represents good value. Christ, even Herbert has one in his record box (as heard at Sonar...)
6 tracks of chump-hop, idiot techno and nerdcore from 6 brand new, sweet chicken-fresh young artists, ripe for having their creativity sapped by the ruthless machinations of the Werk Corporation.
Plus, in true Werk style, the records arrive with their labels on the wrong way round... and at no extra cost to you, dear consumer.
But enough conjecture: time to get those credit cards out... here's the full dilly.
Various - Werk One EP (Werk Discs)
Werldwide Distribution: Baked Goods
Featuring:
Actress - Mentor: the sound of Robocop's anaerobic workout routine on crack
Byte Stripes - Drawstep: a media revolution via the medium of 10/8 jungle
Ben Codec - Acid Burnt My Retinas: algorhythms on toast and ash-tray muesli
Cut Out - Squedge: genetically modified fidget-hop
Mr. Lizard - The Thin Line Between Love and Assault: made from a sample patch based on the contours of Noel Edmonds' mullet
Format.K - Music To Die To: tonic for the anguish of a thousand ecstasy-ravaged bird-brains
What the reviewers are saying:
"Werk just have it all. A record with a beginning, middle, an end and even a nervous breakdown - we guarantee you'll be hearing a LOT more from this crew and their ill- behaved personnel, expect to be hassling us endlessly for a copy in a few months time if you don't snap it up now. Limited copies only and a wake-up call to all new labels out there doing it lazy styles - you just have to Werk harder." - Boomkat
"we thinks there's some mileage here...sonically speaking. we welcome werk's foray into this evil industry and look forward to future releases with a reassuring smile and a firm handshake." - absorb.org
Available right this damn second from www.boomkat.com
Or pay a visit to your local record emporium: if you live in a far-off place where they still believe the moon is made of cheese, please e-mail us to find out your nearest stockist.
NEXT ON WERK DISCS
Actress's debut EP, entitled 'No Tricks'...
Label contact: werkdiscs@werk-it.com
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